Language is hard

Merriam-Webster lists 7 adjective forms, 2 adverb forms, 3 noun forms, and 3 verb forms. That's definitely a lot of definitions for a word.

English is a fine language
- You say that, but I think it's rather thick
Try get, put, run, or go. Those in my second language I'm constantly translating wrong because of how many different definition for those words there are. 'Put' has to be over 100 different definitions.
- According to QI, "set" has the most definitions
You've seen nothing yet: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/set

"But your honor, I parked my car there because the sign said 'fine for parking.' "

That's why the police complimented you with "parking fine"

English isn't a language, it's a mistake

It's fine.

And you ask your girlfriend how she's feeling and she says "fine", buckle up.

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."

James D. Nicoll

Counterpoint: fine dining is labeled as such, because you pay a fine (needlessly higher prices) for average food.

English is fucking weird. Take for example: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

This is a perfectly fine sentence,. I am not sure I am fine with it.

A much quoted comment and yet I don't get it the only meaning for the word Buffalo that I know is of an animal.
- Buffalo = The city
  buffalo = the animal, or the verb meaning "to bully"
  The sentence is therefore roughly equivalent to "Buffalo animals that Buffalo animals bully, bully Buffalo animals."
- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
That motherfucker's a motherfucker, motherfucker.

This is absolutely from a stand-up comedian. I've heard this before. Anyone remember who it was?

It reminds me a lot of this Finnish comedian talking about learning the different uses of the word "ass" in English.
Ass Is the Most Complicated Word in the English Language
- Dang. Beat me to the link.
  I'm glad others know about Ismo though. =)
- I instantly thought of this bit!
I can't claim it was him, but I read it in Carlin's voice
- Either him or Seinfeld? Feels like the stand-up bit at the beginning of one of the early episodes.

You can also describe how a woman looks without even changing the words.

How does she look?

"She's fine"

SHE'S FINE!!!

She fine
- Let's eat grandpa

"Fine, I will pay that fine fine."

This is fine 🔥

What a fine comment this is

Look at that fine woman with her fine hair. I wonder if she's feeling fine today. Maybe I should take her out for fine dining.

Was that fine hair? Or fine hair? Or fine hair? Or fine hair?

Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional.

I used this for years without telling my wife it was from a movie. She was not happy with me when she eventually saw it for the first time
- What movie? I got it from Aerosmith...

Fine arts

The food aspect is mainly a problem of the US "awesomeness" bullshit. Nothing can ever simply be fine, it has to be awesome.

This is by no means unique to the US. It's also a cliche of Bavaria in Germany but seriously, it's a common force in language change. I blanc the term but it's a cycle.
- It's also a cliche of Bavaria in Germany
  Sorry, what? Since when? That'd be news to me.
- Well in Frankonian which is in Bavaria we have a running joke about the highest possible praise you can get for anything. "Bassd scho!" (in German passt schon) which is literally translated to alright.
Are you trying to say that only American culture has fine dining?
- On the contrary, American culture has no fine dining of its own. They imported quite some cuisines though.
  I'm trying to say that its ludicrous how inflated the use of "amazing" is over there.