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27 August 2024

  • I love this because it reminds me of something my mother explained to me when I was young… Watching the Dustin Hoffman movie, Little Big Man… Natives would tag soldiers to show them that they could’ve killed them but didn’t, to prove they were the greater warrior. The implication was that the soldiers should back off but we all know how that worked out…

    Well, how are the rhinos doing now?

    This is peak Farside humor

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    Bedsheets

  • I don’t lay down on a bed. Checkmate!

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    Why has badminton become a code for sex in Hong Kong?

  • Shuttle that cock!

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    Jack Black and Paul Rudd circling new ‘Anaconda’ movie at Sony

  • My anaconda don’t want none unless it’s got Paul Rudd, hun. 🐍

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    Supposed Pixel 9a images leak hinting at removed camera bar, boxy design

  • 🔥 iPhone 4 design 🔥

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    manul

  • Garlic 🧄

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    whoever first created autoplaying videos should be impaled

  • Auto-impaled

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    Why do humans have finger/toenails?

  • You ever get a head scratch from someone with nice long fingernails? 🤤

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    Utrecht, Netherlands, now and then

  • There’s hope

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    "IS THIS THE HAIRCUT FOR YOU?" - Crew Cut by MAX FACTOR - 1961

  • So butch

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    Young Adults Are in Crisis

  • Gestures at everything

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    Autocorrect Rule

  • Women are so much better than men and I love that so much but it’s just a fact of life that women are the best…

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    This Australian election is about cost of living, crime - and pet crocs
    • Chinese scientists use lunar soil to produce water, state media reports

  • Just add water!

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    Kamala Harris takes 7-point lead over Donald Trump in new national poll

  • Vote 🗳️

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    [Lemmy] forget up/down votes. Lemmy should embrace emoji reacts like Misskey.

  • 🍄

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    Half in the Bag: Strange Darling

  • Oh My Gahd

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    24 August 2024

  • It’s funny because cowboys wear cowboy boots and they don’t have laces

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    Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes fans applaud first look at “incredible” non-ape cut - Dexerto

  • Reject modernity…

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    "look! he's trying to trick us into thinking he's a woman by wearing makeup!! WHERE WAS THAT MAKEUP WHEN YOU WERE BOXING AT THE OLYMPICS THEN MR FEMININITY????"

  • Why do women wear makeup and perfume…

    Because they’re ugly and they smell bad!

    😜

    P.S.

    Men should wear makeup and perfume too btw 😉

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