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SerLava [he/him] @hexbear.net

11mo ago

Lt. Governor of Illinois

https://x.com/JulianaStratton/status/1821343725638836267

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can we please stop bombing the Palestinian kids
umm if you keep talking like that, you better go vote for Trump!
- People need to yell “please stop murdering Palestinian kids” at politicians until they all kill themselves.
- Both sides are extremists, the reasonable middle ground is to have a president who can stare at things
I'm never not amused by how to Democrats, whoever is currently the Dem candidate is the coolest person ever. The candidate could be a literal wet fart in a bag and we'd be hearing about its powerful presence and sharp wit.
- They're ecstatic they get to do that bullshit again. Their heart wasn't in it with all the Dark Brandon shit because they knew deep down it was too much even for them, then it became completely untenable after the debate to the point that all the people that were telling you that you were ageist and ableist about Biden's "stutter" had to acknowledge reality a little, at least for awhile. Now that The Adults In The Room at the DNC have swapped in Kamala, they're allowed to go back to writing fanfics. Copmala is slay kween Wonder Woman and Tim Walz is the dad you wish you had who's gonna go over to Trump's house and kick his ass because his son JD Vance has been bullying you or whatever. These are deeply unserious people.
- Somehow they are even worse than Polish catholics who got to the absolute peak of nonsensical personality cult for pope John Paul 2, but only because he was a Pole (and most likely because CIA pumped millions in church propaganda) the next popes barely even elicit a reaction from them.
  
  "ayy is the Pope Italian?"
  Poles:
  
  The JPII derangement was real, even in the global south, where not even nationalism or race had anything to do with it. I think he was just a very media savvy pope, and having the CIA backing him up definitely didn't hurt.
- Wet fart in a bag
  Powerful presence
  Sharp wit
  Dem "The Rapper" Rapper
It's only a matter of time before they return to the boss girl slay memes.
are you ready for KHive 2.0?
- The first KHive was some of the worst people I ever encountered online.
- I miss looking at KH and thinking about Kingdom Hearts forums.
  
  NOMURA!
the worst political instincts imaginable
She girl bossed those protesters. Hell yeah 4 more years of genocide! 4 more years! 4 more years!
Something something the Burger brainpan instinctively craves autocratic strongman leaders
nauseating. I think I'm going to be sick
Patriots in control
How to stand FOR genocide #Girlboss #Khive #YesSheBomb
yas slay
gen z, mini and a boss

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