It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

Depends on if you're a tits or an ass guy, I guess?

Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.

I don't remember this scene in Shrek

A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.

Can I save both but reject both offers? Because I can see value in them as very unique individuals but I'm not really into mules or women with bigger dicks than me.

Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!

Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?

That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.

Ehhhh I'll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They're both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.

I'm curious

The Shrek paradox

Ace people: Guess you'll die then...

Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.

Water is the universal solvent.

Let me see the human from the back

What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?

I mean it's not every day I meet a talking donkey. So

I'll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it's done when they're conveniently censoring something, but...ugh. :(

I'm a degenerate, I WANT BOTH

Fuck it, i'll save her...might clear some things up lol

\3. Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.

Choose the first one, a talking donkey

is this the spiritual successor to the bear man thing?

lose lose scenario

Not sure if transphobic or pro-beastiality.

Where's the third option where I decapitate both?

Everybody likes a little ass