Critical support for rookie Mike
Critical support for rookie Mike
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This is a great premise for a movie - pig who thinks the law applies equally to everyone accidentally assigned to bourgeois playground
145 0 ReplyHot Fuzz is sorta this. By-the-book metro cop gets reassigned to sleepy village with laxer law enforcement policy.
Except his excessive violence is sorta justified by the end, being that it's directed against the HoA Illuminati.
69 0 ReplyNeed to point out that even with the excessive violence, the only people Nicholas maybe kills is the guy at the end with the mine
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Modern day Serpico
61 0 ReplyA book but just starting Guards Guards and it has the vibe
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Lol at all these rich crybabies complaining about him being "overly-aggressive". Bet most of these assholes are "All Lives Matter" types.
77 0 ReplyI’m in the generation where Justin Timberlake was “relevant” when I was young and tbh I don’t think I would recognize him if I saw him either
68 0 ReplyHe apparently tried mentioning he's very famous and that this would impact his world tour.
57 0 ReplySo would drunkenly driving on the wrong side of the road.
54 0 Replywhy don't any of these assholes have drivers... you're fucking rich, you fly in private jets but you can't hire a fucking driver!?
39 0 ReplyHmm guess he should have thought of that before driving drunk
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Haha he doesn't know that laws aren't for rich people! How did he graduate from cop school?
64 0 ReplyPlease tell me they released the body cam footage of this I would pay per view it
53 0 ReplyThe cam would have needed to be on for them to release it 😔
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"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!"
"Ma'am, I literally do not. License and registration please."
51 0 ReplyThe Acapulco crash that left her left leg shorter than her right, was to be the first of many for Walton. Five years later, while speeding in Fayetteville, Ark., she struck and killed Oleta Hardin, a 50-year-old cannery worker. She never received so much as a ticket.
Walton managed to keep her fender clean for nearly a decade after the deadly collision but, in 1998, she got wasted and totaled an SUV in Springdale, Ark.
"Do you know who I am?" She asked responding officers who charged her with a DWI. "Do you know my last name?" It was a rhetorical question.
from https://www.mic.com/articles/79039/the-untold-story-of-alice-walton-s-dwi-incident
27 0 ReplyArrested Development reboot but its the Waltons instead of the Bluths.
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Y'all's emoji are something else
18 0 ReplyWe're all dog faced pony soldiers
here.
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so fucking funny to think about j timbs geeked to the gills and trying to pop off a "don't you know who i am!?"
44 0 ReplyTrying to do dance moves in a straight line as per the field sobriety test but he's moving in an ampersand
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"Justin Timerblank? Yeah I think my grandma had one of his CD things"
43 0 Replyinfuriating the Hamptons elite
baseddd
i guess not all cops are bastards???
41 0 ReplyNope. ACAB is still in effect. It’s just this one is being a bastard to people who deserve it (as well).
47 0 ReplyThink of cops like some kind of disease. The disease still sucks. It will always suck. But its funny when Bolsonaro gets it for the thirtieth time.
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They let 8th graders be cops now?
38 0 ReplyThey are really hurting for manpower
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I dunno why but Sag Harbor has a Boston accent in my head. Sag Hahbah.
36 0 ReplySag Hahbah
21 0 ReplyPahk the cah over at Sag Hahbah.
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Makes me think of saag mixed with clam chowder
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Very good, succinct demonstration of why there are no good cops lol. If it were fictional, itd be considered a hamfisted narrative that would get eye rolls in a video essay, even.
33 0 ReplyHey I know you, you're Jacob Timberland from the movie After Earth!
32 0 ReplyWait, I thought he was Timbaland and he was in Troll 2
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Officer Pryzblewski looking good in The Wire reboot, up to some whacky new antics! Good to see its pointed at rich fucks and not kids in housing projects this time. Oh wait he shot a cop because racism in the show, that was something he needs to top this season.
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