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More debate commentary because I’m watching it late:
Biden: it’s the finest military in the world. No one wants to [inaudible] mess with us [inaudible]
No one wants to mess with the US navy? Is there someone you forgot to ask??
Yeah like who is next? It’s Her or Kamala.
George Clooney is their best shot.
Cocaine when you have a thought
Aw golly things are bad but GOLLY any change automatically makes things worse
Hundreds of thousands are dying
They’re killing our citizens
Migrant crime
12 years old we just had the funeral
Every state is a border state now
We have to get these people out fast
Our veterans are on the street dying
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS ARE DYING ON THE BORDERS FOLKS AND ALL STATES ARE BORDER STATES
God America really fucking deserves Trump but Latinos do not
Blue tories at 0 seats
Red tories at 481
Tories overall with 532 overall
Watch labour win this election and operate to the right of David Cameron
Summary:
Question about something
Biden: audhdhshsh cough ahem audhdhdh Scranton pensylvania cough ahdhdh
Trump: we had it was a disaster and the stock market it was higher after COVID and he has not done a good job he has done a bad job it’s killing us
God I’m just now right this moment starting to watch the actual debate and IMMEDIATELY Biden looks like he’s about to fall over and mumbles into the mic.
First question answered as “ashdhdhdheue cough ahem ahdudheh”
This is worse than I was expecting and expectations were fucking low
God to be a worm in the tequila bottle in Zelenskyy’s office tonight after that debate showing from Biden
Debate starts, you can see the silhouette of Biden wandering out. He seems kind of dazed… “Jill… Jill…”
The lights come on and it’s revealed he was wearing sunglasses! He just couldn’t see where he was going! Hahaha.
He takes off the glasses and looks directly into the camera: “It was just in case that was a solar eclipse.” He smirks with his tongue to his cheek. What a zinger.
Out comes Trump, bright orange. Fluorescent. He’s eating a cheeseburger. A rake thin model wearing a lot of eye shadow and contour at his side striking poses. “AY FARDED.”
The cloud roars
Biden starts eating an ice cream.
Comedy genius.
I lost it at Rishi Sunak
Banger
I give you my word as a Biden,
I swear on the life of my cannibalized uncle
The president didn’t even fall down 
After going into combat we have come to the conclusion that our weapons need to be functional
Thank you Mr President
Hunter can sort him out with something better than dexies
20-somethings seem to be a lot less into drugs and alcohol which is great, definitely a positive change, but I don’t get it.