Skip Navigation

How smart would cows have to become for you to stop eating beef?

Obviously this question is only for people who eat beef regularly.

But I just was wondering, what IQ/ability would make you swear off beef? If they could speak like an 8 y.o, would that be enough to cut off beef? If they got an IQ of 80, would that do it?

133 comments
  • If they were smart enough to start protesting, I could see myself eating mor chikin.

    • Yeah, even if the spelling on their protest signs was atrocious, I'd still appreciate the effort and order some nuggets.

  • Basically, I wouldn't be able to eat anything that speaks (I haven't and don't intend to, but that's not what would prevent me from eating a "talking" parrot, for instance)

  • They're already smart enough :) but up close they're a burpy gassy mess, feels like a sentient bioreactor who is really fussy about what delicious grasses their friends found on the other side of the hill.

    • I raised some pigs a few years ago and I kept waiting for that time when I'd go out to their pen and look into their eyes and swear off meat forever.

      It never happened. They were fucking delicious and I'm glad they're dead. Pigs are fleshy bulldozers wrapped around a garbage disposal.

  • They'll basically need to become smart enough to sue for their right not to be eaten and win before I stop eating them.

  • I think people forget that nature is quite brutal. If humans stopped eating meat, millions of animals would still be killed by predators, illness, parasites, old age, accidents, etc.

    If cows became intelligent enough to participate in society but we had lab grown beef, I'd eat it.

    • If humans stopped eating meat, millions of animals would still be killed by predators, illness, parasites, old age, accidents, etc.

      If I don't murder people, people will still get murdered. Therefore it doesn't make a difference if I choose not to murder people?

      • If I don’t murder people, people will still get murdered. Therefore it doesn’t make a difference if I choose not to murder people?

        No. First of all the tenses are wrong, then the equivalence is wrong.

        If people stopped getting murdered, they'd still be killed by illness, parasites, old age, accidents. Basically the loss of life will not stop simply because humans stop taking that life. Are you going to start telling lions not to kill gazelle? Or parasites, viruses, and bacteria not to infest hosts?

        Why is it OK for other animals to prey on other living beings, but not humans? You think humans are cruel? Read about what happens in the animal world. Hyenas eating buffalo alive, snakes eating their prey whole (while alive), parasites of course needing live hosts: one eats a fishes tongue and takes its place, another eats a whale's eyes, yet another takes over the motor functions of ants and forces it clamp down on a plant where the ant dies of hungers and the fungus grows from the corps, the parasitic wasp that lays its eggs within tarantulas and the worms eat the tarantula alive, and so many more gruesome ways to die in the animal kingdom.

    • So you would also eat humans?

    • We're also the only species who raises animals just to eat them later. I'm not a vegetarian, I'm just planning out that you're logic isn't exactly perfect there.

  • But I just was wondering, what IQ/ability would make you swear off beef?

    10% of the current IQ would probably be high enough.

  • They would have to be able to hold a conversation. Octopi are much, much smarter than cows, I will still happily eat them... though I feel a little guilty about that. Cows, though? No guilt.

    That said, there is much tastier red meat to be had, if only we diversified our livestock. Kangaroo and Ostrich, in particular. And both of those animals are cold-blooded killers who deserve to be eaten.

  • My personal limit is recreation, or having fun. So no cows, or pigs, horses or dogs or cats, mostly no mammals really. But also i wouldnt eat like a crow, or octopus.

133 comments