I can invite you. I can't seem to DM you, but this is the link : https://tildes.net/register?code=5BBPN-R08TJ-CEFAI

If someone uses it before you get to it, let me know and I'll generate you a new one.

No. Not even slightly. Fifteen years ago reddit was still far bigger and more active than the fediverse.
Here there's barely any content today, back then I was regularly getting 30+ pages deep into reddit when I couldnt sleep most nights, and I wasn't even close to the end of that days content.

20's: "Don't look up."

I bought a new netbook last year to watch stuff on as my old one from like 10 years ago finally fell apart.

I fucking hate the new Windows so much and I'm not techy enough to change the operating system to something better, so I barely use it as watching stuff on my phone is easier.

These are great till you live somewhere with shitty electric. On the days when my ecig takes 6 hours to charge I can't cook as the hot plate won't even turn on. Fucking slumlords.

Inverted World by Christopher Priest is kinda this.

Doesn't 'homeopathic' mean it's massively dilluted to the point where there's none of the original ingredients?

Or am I missing the joke here?

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Playa. Its nice to feel so represented by geography.

Use the tooth brush and running water to brush your tongue clean, and spit a few times. That way you get a clean tasting/feeling mouth while not rinsing the suds from your teeth.

Stonks meme looking thumbnail

Thank you for correcting me on the spelling!
She chose Suzy and I wanted to honor that by mentioning it too.

Eddie Izzard - Stoned Olympics

Smoke a joint and win the hundred meters? Well, fair play to you.

(Eddie is now Susie Suzy but for the clarity of the link, I used the name under which she performed the sketch)

Not going to lecture you, just be aware that is a dangerous amount of alcohol to be regularly consuming.

Have a good weekend and enjoy cooking and that walk with your dad!

If Yodel manages to deliver the books I wouldn't have ordered had I known they were using bloody Yodel for the delivery, I will be spending the good bits of my weekend reading Harrow The Ninth and Nona The Ninth by Tamsyn Muir, and hopefully catching up on sleep.

The rest of my weekend is going to be spent waiting by the door for Yodel to post their "sorry we missed you!" equivalent through the letterbox, and then catching up on housework.

Hope you have fun with your friend, and if you get a cool lego set post a pic of it/the build!

Fuck, that's a lot of whiskey. You ok bro?

Fuck off zionist

Why would israel need to justify themselves further than they already have? They don't need to have plausable excuses, just look at every other thing they've ever said.

Israel has always been fully allowed to commit mass scale warcrimes against Palestinians and has always been fully subsidised by western countries to do so.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Badum dum tish