1y ago

Elon has another secret child

www.theverge.com

Elon Musk has another secret child with exec at his brain implant company

On Thursday, Musk reposted a chart that claims Europe is suffering from a “fertility crisis,” saying “civilization may end with a bang or with a whimper (in adult diapers).”

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1y ago

Elon Musk has another secret child with exec at his brain implant company

www.theverge.com /2024/6/21/24183083/elon-musk-secret-child-shivon-zilis-exec-neuralink

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27 children named R2D2 and he doesn't raise any of them
What can't a feller father 200 bastard children who will fight a war against one another over who gets the keys to the empire? I'm just now receiving word, I am also an illegitimate child of Musk.
- He's doing his part to combat wealth inequality, just like Sam Walton did. Instead of having one or two kids who become the richest people in the world, instead have a dozen kids and each of them can be the 20th richest person in the world.
  
  Modern gavelkind in action.
Musk: "end of a long day, time to deluge a female employee with increasingly desperate text messages"
- Elon - "I work 20 hours day." In reality he works for ~15 minutes and then spends 8 hours texting and sexting.
  
  He banned someone from twitter for pointing out he couldn't be very important as a CEO if he can be CEO of several companies at once
  
  Billionaires are so self obsessed they literally think their presence is a gift to the point they consider existing a service they're providing.
drake defenders
elon stans
Late-stage capitalism really has this neo-feudalistic feel, where the Kings and Lords (Musk etc) have a bunch of concubines with bastard children who have claims to the throne or whatever. Fuckin weird timeline.
- It's become trendy for the 1% to have 3+ kids again. Like rich women hit 35 and then have 4 kids over the next 8 years. Now that the average person can't afford kids, they've become a status symbol.
"You are hiding a child, let that boy come home" -- Pusha T
- Let's play Elon or Drake: Rich p*do being a deadbeat
  
  I mean, I don't really see a diff between the two-- they both skate away with sole adulation for the work of the vast number of actual workers under their regimes
drake influence going crazy
man gets his theory from Kanye and his praxis from Drake
The volcel police need to send in their elite team and neutralize him
- The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
  نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
  
  Woop woop it's the sound of da police
Someone needs to write a story (you MFers do not want to entrust me with this one) similar to the Elden Ring lore.
I don't know how of it ties up, just spitballing here, but Elon and his pedo brother are like the grotesques and their children will also be grotesques. Grimes is the booba star lady. I forget all the elden ring lore...
Oh yeah it definitely needs that chicken that we all glitched to level up easily (yes, you did it too, reader)
The Sabrina's Secret Life intro, but it's Elon's Secret Child
hypernautilism
It's me, I am the child
For such an unfuckable nerd he still seems to manage to get laid alot.
Oh. That's right. Money.
- patriarchy and capitalism were literally invented to get the most unfuckable men on the planet laid
- Money
  Yes, coercion… I’m sure many times it’s not even monetary.
Deadbeat motherfucker playing border patrol

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