This one is definitely my favorite so far. So ominous
Smash out a quick one
These made me giggle unreasonably
I made this one on a post a few days ago:
"💕the smell of a fresh baked loaf💕"
For those suffering from kidney stones
Hang it in The bedroom
Also valid for people who have IBS / IBD. Taking a shit that's not a ≥45min ordeal that makes you feel like you want to die is definitely enjoyable
My mom had an inspirational sign in one of her bathrooms that said, "Embrace this moment, for this moment is your life." perfectly matched to her decor. She knew exactly what she was doing.
That sort of reminds me of this:
Religions have formed around less profound statements than this
I've always been a bathroom reader so even without phones I've been reading in there for decades
Or maybe hang this one in the kitchen
or
Ah, I like the way you think!
I couldn't find a "you're here because of coffee". So this was the next best.
This room is for messes and memories.
The ibky rule here is always consider seconds.
Five second rule applies here
Lol, should say only rule. Stupid keyboard.
We have something like this in our kitchen, I'm thinking of moving it to the bathroom:
Damnit Martin I don't think they meant it literally
Goes viral or bacterial?
Won't work like that, you've gotta...
hashtag LICK THE BOWL CHALLENGE
Poop knife joke.
fucking spit my drink all over nice
I hope you weren't drinking from the bowl
Life aint never gonna be that short
Kick the Bucket!
I like Kyle Kinanes approach- cold six-pack on the back of the toilet, setting the playlist up to shuffle with about six ex-roommates ipod collections, and enjoy your well-earned spa-day
But where will i put my milk and comic book?
Milk and comics are for after the spa 😁
