Have you got any weird questions FROM the opposite gender?

One that used to really grind my gears was "oh, you're babysitting today?"

No, they're my kids. I'm their father.

"No, I mean, you're giving Mom a break?"

FFS.

Tell the ladies that you have to pee before riding a bike so your balls are empty.

how we ride bikes without smashing our balls

I'm a man and I... I don't know...

Quite a few.

• “How do you sleep on your stomach with your breasts?”

• “How do you see down below your breasts when you need to look to the ground?”

• “Do the size of your breasts alter what size clothes you buy?”

• “How can you not swim? Don’t breasts float like basketballs?”

• “Does having breasts ever make you feel you’re wearing your weakness?”

• “How do you clean so much hair while taking a shower?”

• “Do things ever fly up your skirt, and what do you do?”

• “How do lesbians have physical fun time?”

This question actually came from another dude, but similar energy: I have a deep voice, so they asked, if it's relaxing to feel those bass vibrations in my body whenever I talk.

I have had more than a few girls ask if they can hold my dick while I piss out of curiosity and not for sexual reasons. Most of them seemed to have thought it would have kick like a firehose. I can assure you: That only happens after I've had a large soda during a 3 hour movie in a theatre.

In high school a female classmate asked me: "Do you masturbate?", and I answered "I don't need to answer you that." Well, I was actually uncomfortable by the fact that most people my age likely did, but I actually did not because I found masturbating disgusting. I thought they would think I was too odd for not masturbating lol

Oh yay, this has finally become askreddit...

I, as a male, have had multiple women ask me how we ride bikes without smashing our balls.

Been married for years when my wife asked me that... "How do you sit down?"

O_o

How many times have you seen me naked now?

How DO we ride bikes without smashing our balls?

Years ago there was a profile on PoF that would hit me up every couple of months asking if they could castrate me. (I'm a trans woman)

It was weird, they weren't pushy or aggressive, more just, "Hey, you don't want them, right? Seems like a win win." Sometimes I'd play along and ask questions and stuff, but they wouldn't say much, and never actually made any effort to meet up.

I haven't thought about them in years, hahaha, but seeing your question brought it all back.

As a cis dude who's asexual, I've gotten weird questions from straight dude bros... one asked me if I "had to be super careful" to not get myself pregnant. Honest question coming from a person our country's education system has failed.

You gotta glue your balls to your butthole, obviously.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yuoFsi2iIi0

I've had people wonder ask how I cross my legs (not foot-on-knee but actually crossed over) without my balls getting in the way or damaged

no opposite gender has ever asked me any weird question. I guess I am lucky :D

Quite a few.

-"How do you sleep on your stomach with your breasts?" -"How do you see down below your breasts when you need to look to the ground?" -"Do the size of your breasts alter what size clothes you buy?" -"How can you not swim? Don't breasts float like basketballs?" -"Does having breasts ever make you feel you're wearing your weakness?" -"How do you clean so much hair while taking a shower?" -"Do things ever fly up your skirt, and what do you do?" -"How do lesbians have physical fun time?"

You suuuuck