Wolves are the alpha animals so be like the wolves
Do this with your homies:
19 0 Replysteps to be an alpha man*
step 1: sex with women is gay. stop doing that.
step 2: have sex with men
step 3: you are alpha now*steps may differ with other genders
18 0 ReplyTake a bottle of Infowars 1776 Testosterone Boost everyday.
17 0 ReplyEat beans
16 0 ReplyAddendum: If the beans don't make you fart then eat more beans until you're farting
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Go around and tell anyone and everyone you see that you're alpha. Make it your entire personality
12 0 ReplyGet a truck, an old cap, and a pair of Oakleys. Get drunk and shoot a two hour video in the front seat, just you ranting into the camera.
11 0 Replytechnically you can get a DUI for being drunk behind the wheel (even if you're not actually moving), but that only adds to the alpha-ness
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Call the gym and hit a lawyer.
11 0 ReplySquats
10 0 ReplyTo learn how to top, you must first master being a bottom.
That's what you meant, right?
10 0 Replyreduce the amount of testing you do
9 0 Replyflip the script and become an omega
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buy the latest Ford F350 Child Smashifier brand new for $78,000
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take out 3 loans to afford this
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drive on a 2 drink minimum
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call anyone who drives a different brand of truck gay even though you can't tell the difference unless you look at the hood ornament
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run over at least 3 children and/or bicyclists a month
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drive it into a resevoir and buy the next latest model when it comes out (you'll save money by doing this, it can carry 8 ounces more cargo in the 16 inch truck bed)
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YouTube has taught me that it has something to do with exclusively eating raw meat and organs, so maybe try that?
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8 0 ReplyAmazing how every reply in this thread is simultaneously correct
7 0 Replycontact your software developer you'd like to revert to an earlier build
7 0 Replylower your opacity
6 0 ReplyWhy go back to alpha? Move from beta to 1.0
6 0 ReplyLike this, liberal
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Leaded supplements and praying.
6 0 ReplyTrain your flexibility until you can autofellate
6 0 ReplyBuy my supplements
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4 0 ReplyWhy become an alpha when you can become shrigma
4 0 ReplyHave you tried ligma? Or grabon?
3 0 ReplyYou have to be a good captain so you can retain your sea men
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