Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world MacN'Cheezus @lemmy.today 4 wk. ago

You can taste the freedom

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For the low price of nine ninety squiggle?
- Means this is ai garbage?
  
  One of the packages says freedom nuggots, the other says freeedom nuggets. Neither is correct.
  
  Just look at the fine print. Also of course it is ai, you can't bread and deep fry something and keep this much detail. There is a reason fried foods are simple shapes, even those for kids who are marketed to with fun shapes
  
  Yep.
  
  Yeah, but it’s still funny.
  
  That's never the package chicken nuggets come in. They come in plastic bags from the frozen food aisle. The pictured container is the type of thing they put steaks in with the clear plastic wrap on it.
  
  Source: I like chicken nuggets
- It’s actually on sale for nelevendy bligork
*Freeedom

AI. 🙄
- Don't forget that $993.99 price tag
  
  Such is the price of freeedom.
  
  $34 a pound, product price $1.99 on the other side
Fuck your generative AI garbage
- hear hear
fortunate son starts playing
"but sweety, you haven't touched you nug-guns"
- Nugguns does sound pretty cute.
You pop those in an air fryer and I imagine they'll be bloody banging
- Add some baked beans for bullets (and Lemmy cred), make stickmen out of fries and slather them in ketchup, boom, you got a proper massacre for your hunger
https://tenor.com/view/ramen-gun-gif-9242308
- What's that from? Food Wars? I dont remember this scene lol
  
  Assassination classroom.
Probably gross, but I'm sure they taste at least a little better than my Glock
- Gosh, Dude! Can you finally buy a holster instead of keeping it in your ass?! If you're rich enough for a deadly firearm, you're rich enough for something to carry it in!
  
  But... isn't that where a responsible firearm owner keeps their weapon?
- Could try washing it regularly?
  
  Nestlé claimed all the water as their property.
  
  I tried. It's not dishwasher safe though, now it tastes like rust and less like freedom
Empire (aka USA) in one pic
Spike these with cyanide and Trump rallies will be empty.

So do they have lead in them by any chance?
- Probably, considering this was made by a computer....

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