Not really, no. It was more a tongue-in-cheek comment than an actual suggestion.

Nitpicking: the fermentation is done by a fungus, specifically a yeast strain. The fermentation process stops when you introduce oxygen, aka open the fermentation tank, or when the sugar in the wort is depleted. The yeast then just becomes inactive and you can potentially restart the fermentation at home by putting sugar in the beer and sealing it airtight. Most commercial beers remove the yeast through filtering or pasteurizing or both tho, so that would probably only work for craft beer. And it would make the result taste terrible I assume.

Some bacteria do not tolerate alcohol at all and will die from beer, but generally beer is not a disinfectant. Vodka isn't either by the way, still too low levels of alcohol. But it works better than beer.

Beer doesn't have a high enough alcohol volume level to be a disinfectant (recommended is 70+% ethanol, beer has 4-5%), just high enough to get drunk after the fermenting process comes to a halt when the sugar in the wort is sufficiently depleted.

Penises are called dicks because of the idiomatic reference "every Tom, Dick and Harry" for ordinary people.

All 12 Cybertrucks that were purchased.

They should try beer. Capsaicin is not soluble in water, but it is in ethanol. I don't think it will help relieve the irritated membranes tho.

I suspect beer to carry a similar infection risk as milk.

It's tough.

Fiat money is money that is not backed by precious metals and since gold standards have been abolished in every country, technically every currency is fiat. Fiat, in Latin, is the third-person singular present active subjunctive form of the verb fio which means "to become" or "to happen", for example the phrase "let there be light" would be "fiat lux" in Latin.

I consider myself a flexitarian, I adopt puppies, give them a good life till they’re about 2 years old, then humanely slaughter them and eat them. The stuff I don’t eat I backfeed to the next round of puppies.

I do the puppy thing as well, but I don't eat them (they're nasty). I just like killing puppies.

They are not.

Never, ever disclose that you are not a level 5 vegan or else they will scream at you while pretending that you are the problem.

Can somebody explain to me why cryptobros call regular money "fiat" and thus imply that their made up computer currency has actual, tangible value (which it doesn't).

Health food is anything that isn't processed to hell and back.

Impossible is just alternative junk food. Like vapes are for cigarettes. Healthier still means crap. I'd probably just use mushrooms or tofu as a patty if I wanted an alternative to beef.

Drunk driving is the perfect sign that you are an entitled asshole. There's no reason to be drunk driving.

Semi-related question: I have a bunch of pseudointellectual philosophy bullshit that was posted on 4chan around 2005-2007. Would the community appreciate those?

It was Flavor Aid, not Kool-Aid.

My last job offered free beer after 4pm on fridays.

It was smart as fuck if you think about it. For the small price of a few crates of beer, you got 20+ people talking in their free time, and on the weekend, without additional pay. It was officially off-work but since most of your coworkers were there, there was a lot of work-related exchange going on.

The companies aren't "hip" or "cool"

I believe the industry term is "agile".

Idk, 56 billion buckaroos would instantly make me "lose interest" in working. Permanently.

There's no way that's not a troll.

Social media was a mistake.