Biden and Trump Agree to Debate Next Month on CNN
Biden and Trump Agree to Debate Next Month on CNN
President Joe Biden issued a public challenge to Donald Trump, offering to debate him twice in the run-up to the 2024 election. Trump accepted.
Joe Biden threw down the gauntlet on Wednesday, directly challenging former President Donald Trump – his expected 2024 rival — to not one, but two debates. Within hours, CNN announced via press release that it would be hosting the first debate in the presidential rematch on June 27 in the key battleground state of Georgia — where Trump remains under criminal indictment for attempting to interfere with the results of the 2020 election.
lmao
Participating candidates will be required to “appear on a sufficient number of state ballots to reach the 270 electoral vote threshold to win the presidency prior to the eligibility deadline” — meaning that potential third-party candidate RFK Jr. will likely be unable to take the stage.
Gonna be interesting to see whose amphetamines wear off first
Gonna be interesting to see whose amphetamines wear off first
This really is a battle of who has the better pharmacist. Also, I fear that if I watch this debate the collective insanity of the two of them will sonically liquidate my brain
I really want a break down on the strategy of giving them enough drugs to keep them sharp but not too many that they crash by the end of 2 hours.
Maybe a secondary analysis of risk vs reward of trying to get some mild uppers in their water bottle.
I want a sports-style play by play with a panel of pharmacologists and drug users deciphering their every move.
"Look at his pinky fingers twitching at different times, that's a telltale sign they've got him on at least 5mg of oxymethlnabacalcifermin. That's a risky move given it's short-lived high but it might get him through the worst of this"
Dear God, you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
They're really both gonna be in the same place at the same time?
Anderson Cooper has the potential to do the funniest thing ever
anyone in that room has the chance to become the greatest hero of our time
"Well then... I did not have that on my bingo card hehe"
Entire lib family looks at me with anger and disappointment
Last person to directly address somebody that isn't there wins.
Joe Biden threw down the gauntlet on Wednesday, directly challenging former President Donald Trump
en gardeto not one, but two debates
what do we gotta do for these geriatric oligarchs to fucking hack at each other with blades- tfw no sons debate
The only way I'd watch is if Biden shoots acid blood out of his eye onto Trump like a xenomorph.
Fresh slop soon
This is a thrill similar to Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul or Kendrick vs Drake for me
I hope Biden says Jack and I hope Trump calls him a pedophile.
Look Jack, you're trying to strike...strike... it's a B major
Why oh god WHY does it have to be so fucking EARLY??? They usually(if not always?) have general election pres debates in September/october
we can’t get any god damn rest before this horseshit
cant have the cable watchers tuning out of the election cycle. it has to be a big stupid spectacle or people might get ideas about how democratic it really is
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Remember when they fought over who was the bigger China hawk last time?
Do we have a jack Johnson/John Jackson Futurama emoji?
Trumps gonna insist they drop the requirement to turn off mics when it's not your turn and then if they don't do that back out saying they were being very unfair to him and the most gullible pathetic people in the world will see that as a sign of strength and his approval will go up 5 points.
That or Trump just brings a bull horn and pulls that out when they turn off his mic.
If the NBA / NHL playoff ads are still in rotation at that point this could very well lead to a mass psychosis event
Biden sir....you don't have to do this but fuck it, it'll be funny to watch if not morbid. Can't wait for one of them to have a heart attack on stage
I hope it's a literal slap fight and nothing else. Maybe some three stooges eye poking
vs Trump is gonna rip a big fart and then Biden is gonna be visibly upset and Trump will deny the whole thing and be declared the winner
eat up, piggies!
