Ah yes, the American people will be fortunate enough to see their leader a second time during an election year. Only in the freest country on earth so we have such unfettered access to our politicians

A real treasure, that show is

I like that the radio dials/screen like like a paw

Just a dumb oaf through and through

One political group has been known to scheme for decades to pack the courts, but I don't think it's marxists

Don't forget tasty, tasty Santorum

It's clear that trump doesn't have the juice he had in 2016, or the juice he had in 2020. But the boy is juicy, there's no denying that. Biden is one of the driest presidents of all time and he's only getting drier with age. Real "the emperor has no moisture" hours

Idk I took philosophy online in community college and never opened the book

tfw no sons debate

Came here to post this emote

A word that identifies the user as an "insider" is shibboleth

Maybe it's always been this way, but the "every 4 years, pick the best liar" election circus is turning me into the joker

Maybe you can, have you tried?

You have to balance the right amount of "please hire me, I'm ever so obedient and servile" groveling with the right amount of "actually I'm so qualified you would be lucky to have me" humblebrag

What a cool bird

If you don't live in a swing state, it is your duty to not cast a vote for either of them, vote for what you actually want

It's a good day for some absurdist desantis content

He looking at that guy like that guy looking at that meat

Yeah this is just Full Metal Jacket thrown over a ds9 meme template

Edit, cw: depictions of war crimes

This shit is so tiring. Fucking s everywhere