As if! I'm sure lots of neurodivergent people would disagree with half of these points.
"Using good body language" is literally a skill, and a hard one for some to learn. The others you can bicker about I guess
And for some of us it's impossible. Fucking spine
Im neurodivergent (at least i think) and all of these points are hard to meet lol
Frankly it would be ridiculous to expect even the most neurotypical person to be able to do all of this at all times.
I have no diagnosed neurodivergence and I’m looking at that list with surprise. Like, you know how fucking hard I’m working to pretend I can do that stuff?
A person who can do all that shit looks like a superhero to me. No talent… fuck… if that list had telekinesis on it’d feel about the same to me.
Yeah, read through this thinking that from my perspective, NTs have some talents I don't, but since they're common people think of them as baseline rather than talents. Shit sucks.
What cunt wrote this
A talentless morning person.
"Doing a little extra" so, working for free?
If this was in my break room Being high would be the first thing then under this one someone would write Fuck you, pay me.
"doing a little extra" They forgot to mention "unpaid"
Nice try management.
Laughs in ADHD-PI
Right? That's such neurotypical bullshit
You don’t pay me to be passionate, boss.
Not giving a fuck also doesn't require any talent.
The list after I'm done with it:
Being on Tim
Making A fort
Being high
Having A Pos Attitude
Being ass ate
Using ood Language
Be a able
Do a Lit Ex
Be Pre red
Having A Strong ork hic
Absolutely do not recommend doing a Lit Ex
This list is practically impossible. I can be high or on time, but rarely both.
I found a good trick was to set your clock ahead an hour. That way you're only 30 minutes late.
Nice try, corporate America
Why would I want to be a talentless motherfucker?
- Using 4 fucking tacks to pin up a sheet of paper. Or 2. Or 1. Never 3.
I do 3 with easter egg on other side of that corner.
All of these things are examples of skills that must be learned, not things that are innate, and particularly for neurodivergent folks.
I don't know I think I'm pretty fuckin talented and I can do like 2 of these consistently.
Being high and then doing a little extra?
I can't even finish reading the list, it's just enraging me from the beginning.
Spoon was right: they want your soul.
Was this posted in a break room?
yes
This list is my kryptonite
"Banging the boss"
"doing a little extra"
A little extra...what exactly ? A little extra effort maybe ?
On a zero effort list, nice one.
