For $250000 I'm totally fine with him showing me his penis. Unfortunately I think he won't be interested now that consent is given though. ☹️
134 0 ReplyY'all got any more of those unsolicited billionaire dick pics?
41 0 ReplyI do NOT consent to Elon flashing me for $250k 😉
17 0 ReplyNah, if consent is given that means you get a horse not a payout
Although apparently horse semen is the single most valuable fluid on the market, so if you get a stallion you could probably get a nice payday out of it!
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Bullshit. He'd never say "I'm sorry."
76 0 Reply"I'm sorry that you didn't like it"
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He could show me his penis for $250,000. For another $50,000 I'll show him mine.
69 0 Replyill sneak a peak for free
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Is there a source for this? Like, it jives with my mental model of the guy, but it would be nice to have a source.
30 1 Reply30 0 Replythe company paid
Ah, greedy cheapskate as usual.
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Psst, it’s “jibes” not “jives.”
5 2 ReplyI’ve only ever heard it called jive
3 1 Replynot anymore
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Excuse me it was a pony
28 0 ReplyA clean pony for PP transaction
#Pony4PPGate
10 0 ReplyHe showed her a pony?
8 0 ReplyNo no, a pony's penis
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wait, just look? That's all?! for 250k I'll do it
7 0 ReplyCommodifing sexual harrasment, yay! 😎
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Does he have a magnum dong or is this an "emperor's new clothes" kinda thing?
4 0 ReplyDidn't he offer a horse or something?
3 0 ReplyStay gold, Ponyboy
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“I thought Ghislaine said you were cool… my bad”
2 0 ReplyTruly a business genius. We can only hope to have the Vision™ that he does. /s
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