How do you accidentally have sex?
Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say "no hetero", and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.
"No Hetero" 🤣
Made me laugh way too hard.
I'm saying that to women that I just want a platonic relationship with now.
- Be at an orgy
- Have sex with someone you didn't intend to f
- ???
- Profit
"Damn bro that ass is tight af. I wonder what you look like with the lights turned on, you handsome boy."
"I'm a woman, anon."
Haha thanks, I forgot about this gem!
Think it might be time to rewatch the office!
Fiction
lots of alcohol I'm guessing
how do you not
Lots of alcohol usually
labels are for jars.
Of for my fuck boy. He has a label with my name.
Minecraft is gay
Go two knuckles deep and hold the cum button until you reset to the factory settings.
careful not to also press the taint, or you do a screenshot
Another picture of a pocket?
pussy so good boy got a factory reset
Sounds like it overloaded on sex and rebooted while they were having sex with a woman. Like holding the analog stick of your controler when turning it on.
Like holding the analog stick of your controller when turning it on.
Isn’t that called masturbation?
Pegging is fine, I guess.
How do you accidentally have sex?
Become such a degenerate that you loop back around...
a l i a s i n g
My preferences have heavily shifted.
Used to do guys only but now I'm more into women. Not that I ever say no to a man who grooms himself well.
when the pussy so good it make ya do the Windows 95 logon noise
I too am afraid of having an accidental sex with a woman.
There are no gay people and there are no straight people. These are words made up to make pearl clutchers more able to digest deviant behaviour.
