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How do you accidentally have sex?
117 0 ReplyYou can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.
83 1 Reply89 1 ReplyIt’s like a cartoon of my life!
… ok not really.
11 1 ReplyYou’re not the guy pushing the service cart?
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Man, MTV must have been so cool
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Only ever happens to conservative men and only with other men.
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Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say "no hetero", and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.
40 0 Reply"No Hetero" 🤣
Made me laugh way too hard.
I'm saying that to women that I just want a platonic relationship with now.
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- Be at an orgy
- Have sex with someone you didn't intend to f
- ???
- Profit
28 0 Reply"Damn bro that ass is tight af. I wonder what you look like with the lights turned on, you handsome boy."
"I'm a woman, anon."
26 0 Reply23 0 ReplyHaha thanks, I forgot about this gem!
Think it might be time to rewatch the office!
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Fiction
22 1 Replylots of alcohol I'm guessing
15 0 Replyhow do you not
11 0 ReplyLots of alcohol usually
2 0 ReplyExactly. It's probably just a bullshit story to encourage gay people back into the closet.
4 8 ReplyWhy would this story compel anyone back into the closet?
12 0 ReplyIt pushes the idea that gay people can be "cured" with straight sex, which was extremely popular with homophobes in the 80s and 90s.
6 5 ReplyI see that people could get this idea and its worded like that in the greentrxt but people with half a brain would go: "congrats, you just found out that you are bi"
7 0 ReplyThe fact that it doesn't reach that incredibly obvious conclusion just makes me even more skeptical. He specifically says he's straight now.
3 4 ReplyWell i guess 4chan is not a stranger to different kinds of phobias so your take makes sense
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