You're not a true cyclist until you look at this guy and go "You know what, I get it."

This is just what it takes to commute to work tbh

making sure even the police report can't possibly claim you "weren't seen" after some suburban tank snuffs you out

Do byciclists in the US have to be fully militarized now to survive traffic?

It probably helps but you can still die.
I mean, most drivers struggle with stop signs. They also get aggressive and confused if called out for being unsafe around pedestrians/bicyclists.
Or use the sidewalk yeah
I wouldn't even trust this on my local roads. Cycling in my area is suicidal

I think all bikes should be allowed to mount a lance, and if you're walking out on the bike path and get spiked, that's on you. If you swing out without orienting yourself, that's on you.

People walking on a bike lane is mostly an infrastructure problem stemming from everybody but the car being relegated to the gutters.
Which is why I propose if you ride a bicycle any damage to a car caused while on a bicycle, feet not touching the ground, is legal.
- People walking on a bike lane is mostly an infrastructure problem stemming from everybody but the car being relegated to the gutters.
  Like rationally I know that it's a structural issue not a systemic issue. But I live in a city full of tourists, and there's just some primal part of me that gets activated when some drunk englishman steps down from the wide-ass sidewalk and steps onto the clearly marked bicycle lane.
  Which is why I propose if you ride a bicycle any damage to a car caused while on a bicycle, feet not touching the ground, is legal.
All bikes get a lance, all trolleys get a cowcatcher.

I get it, but it makes me sad

holy shit the fucking shirt. I should get that

And yet some car in a hurry will still get behind him in the quarter mile stretch he actually has a bike lane and lay on their horn because they want to use the bike lane to get around all the cars stopped in traffic

that's what the
is for

King

@WhyEssEff@hexbear.net emote-able?

- I am going to use this so much

1 light = 1 time they were hit

reminds me of mods

reminds me of this emoji a bit

having a rave at the camp spot once you arrive safely due to all the precautions

This is like the Australian anti-magpie hats but instead of protecting against swooping father birds it's for warding off carbrains

I think the peak would be an automated sentry gun that tracked the nearest car and there's a big red button to fire on the handlebars

Every GTA lobby got the:

Pimped-out Faggio
Driver of aformentioned Pimped-out Faggio

Someone get this poor guy a set of these for his tires
- doesn't work with the forced space holders on the left there, maybe that's what the gun, probably guns, is for

Final Boss of country road cyclist culture.

Even the patched in vatos, angels, and nomads all give this mother fucker room.

Kenda kwest user spotted.

Found nutnfancy