Ain't no one around to hate in the basement. Just me and my jug.

I'm a juggalo at heart

Usually we see the problem of cleaning products that look too much like food products, this is the first time I've seen the opposite though
- to be fair, it's both.
Not even that cheap actually. $10/750ml is on the very low end, but it's not actually shocking.
- Alcohol is very expensive in Canada.
Made in Alberta. Not surprised, just disappointed.
- They've stopped making it :(
What the holy f*!?!
That looks like antifreeze
- Probably tastes more like isopropyl
Badger Claw Vodka ~$8 for a 1.75L.
Just don't waste the money on a case of MinHas...

I'm beer, wine, whiskey, and gin in that order.

Apparently I'm happy with myself and my alcohol choice comes down to how fucking dumb you cunts were that day.

Beer is way too low on both axis lol

Honestly Beer should appear just as the background
Bear belongs just left of appletini, and vodka with mango juice belongs where beer is.
Vodka straight? Probably a healthy hatred for self and others. Mixed with juice? Now that person knows how to live a happy ass life.
Seriously, if you've a bad drinking habit, vodka and mango juice. You'll crave alcohol less, you're hangovers will be barely noticeable and pleasant, tastes great, is better for you than beers or rum and soda. Plus people will think you're classy AF once you've learned to make a bunch of simple and pleasant cocktails.
Don't waste your time with any of that dirty shit like Smirnoff. Buy something clean like Reyka or don't bother.

Beer should be differentiated; certain beer drinkers are WAY higher on the "hatred for others" axis.

American pilsner is definitely higher on "hatred for others" than others.
- American beer is definitely high on the "hatred for self" scale
- Anything-“ice” is past that.

I'm tryna get box beer

The only box beer I've ever seen was from rodenbach. Do any others exist?
- I’ve never heard of box beer and am super curious, can you link what you’re referencing? I’m not finding anything googling “rodenbach box beer”.

Goddamn I hate gin… Dee you bitch!

"Looking over my bottle of captain morgan" ya

Cap'n Morgan is a privateer, not a pirate.
The difference is Morgan did it officially for a country, not to ransack loot from whoever.
- TIL
The darker the swill, the darker the seas you sail. Hate yourself better and fight the Kraken with your face.

I wonder why nobody's tried fermenting hallucinogenic mushrooms and fungi into drinks

Would be hilarious to see someone try to turn that shit into an energy drink

Because they don't taste good and fermented mushrooms have an off-putting texture? I like the flavor of most edible mushrooms but the psylosibe are not tasty.
Microdosing is something I'd really like to try though, it probably WOULD be a really nice energy drink, something that just opened you and woke you just a little not bash you over the head psychedelic.
- You could probably juje it up with some complimenting flavors and textures,
  So not a drink straight from the crop like beer or wine, but maybe a mix drink?
They sorta tried with absinthe
Part of me assumes the active chemicals possibly get broken down during fermentation too,
Psilocybin degrades in the presence of water and heat. It's a pretty delicate compound. Pasteurization would destroy it from the outset and even if methods were developed to preserve its potency, it wouldn't be psychoactive within a few days. People do make alcohol extracts of magic mushrooms that are (allegedly, haven't done it myself) fairly shelf stable. So there may be some room to play with that. But booze and psilocybin are antagonistic so if.youre trying to trip and get drunk from the same source, you'll either wayyyy overdo the psilocybin or get so drunk it reduces the effects of your trip
- Oh I didn't mean mixing it into alcohol I meant developing the psilocybin as an alternative fermentative product to alcohol. It seems that psilocybin doesn't quite work that way though from what you and others are telling me.

Rum featuring a pirate: a healthy dose of hatred for both self and others

Where does Everclear rank on this?

Based on this graph and the liquors I enjoy, I can see I hate others more than I hate myself. I already knew this dammit

Rocking that beer whiskey cider happy triangle

Jeez, does this person ever drink water? Might clear things up a bit.

~PSA from hydrohomies

Where's water in your chart?

(0,0)
Water is the antithesis used to judge the alcohol
- Water intoxication is actually a thing! It can also be lethal. I think it might be better to avoid drinking water in general. 🤔

Hey, I like Appletinis and I don't hate myself that much!

I only ever drink tequila and do not hate myself at all

absinth

Why does the vodka container matter that much? Is there a chemical reaction that would make it poisonous?

No, not poisonous. It's the about the quantity and quality. Large quantities of the cheapest vodka you can get usually means that you are a hardcore alcoholic or you are on a serious mission to get as blasted as you possibly can in as short of a time as you can.
Not many people but large jugs of cheap vodka because they like the taste. (Some do, though.)
I didn't think so but it can affect flavor and probably leech some chemicals out of plastic.

It didn't specify which side is the hatred increasing ;)

Anhydrous reagent grade ethanol out of a maple syrup bottle: am I a joke you you?

Where is rakija on this scale?

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What does hatred for others here mean? Is it how much drinking the beverage defies social norms or is it how much alcohol the beverage contains?

Probably just related to famous authors with dark world views drinking Gin. Though, I'd say Absinthe should then be up there as well.