Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world arymandias @feddit.de 4 mo. ago

Too spicy for 196 apparently

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My brain said no, my dick says yes
- So its maybe?
  
  Depends on the where the blood is. If the dick has enough extra blood to reach at least half chub its gonna be a yes from me.
Flashbacks of my high school girlfriend’s braces.
Blow up job ?
- Definitely a C 4 effort.
- Bite Job
  
  Beetroot job?
- I don't get it
  
  Both are characters from Mortal Kombat. The lady (named Mileena) normally wears a face mask, to hide a gigantic gaping maw.
  
  She's got big weird teefers
  
  Look up mileena from mortal kombat
Did your original post get removed?
- Yep, very demotivating when you put all the effort into screenshotting and reposting someone else’s meme and then it gets removed.
  
  Next time poorly photoshop a blahaj in the background and you’ll get top post of all time.
  
  Modlog said it was removed for not having nsfw tag. I guess you could try again?
  
  196 are actually super toxic in my experience
"Mmmmm...that's a good girl." --- Dracula
She's pretty hot, so I'm thinking....maybe??
- I'm sure she learned from the first time.
blood job
When she starts chewing and your life flashes before your eyes.
No horse or horse-sized penises where injured during the making of this pic.
- Human penises, on the other hand...
Maybe he just had his period.
196 is very delicate
Reminds me of the newgrounds animation of goth maid BJ.
- The what? Link please
Maye she got it all right and he just has prostate cancer
- You're a glass-half-full kinda guy aren't you? Jealous!
  
  Full of what?
Blow job with 50BMG
- She can swallow the entire sanguine shard
OH GOD, IM HAVING A FLASHBACK
Pissposting
Is the joke that she injured his dick with her teeth?
Kryptonian girl ended up crushing the human cock or something. I unno, I am no marvel scientist
When it’s coming all over you
196 is a bunch of easily triggered soyjaks who's trying to be edgy

Edit: ah yes, the soyjak attack has begun
- It's too late, I have depicted myself as the chad and you as the soyjak, I've already won
- I'm sorry you are so easily triggered
- All 5 of them attacked you!
- What is a soyjak?
  
  It's a soy wojak. But since people don't know how to properly read "wojak" they think the "j" is read like in "jam", but it's actually a "y" sounds like in "yes", cause wojak is a Polish word. So it should actually be "soyak" or "sojak". /tangent

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