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Sometimes, it's backwards
  • That's how I look at 90% of the shit "systems" I'm forced to interact with (xiaomi's MIUI, banking apps, govt apps, apps that should've been fucking websites, websites that "gently nudge" you to use the app, electron apps that are windows only)

  • Can you think of any others?
  • Rust - rusts metal. When miscast, makes the target a crab of some sort

    Go - Same as "command" spell

    Regular Expression - makes any cryptic message understandable in a language you know

    Transfer Protocol - allows the teleportation of one packet to a willing host

    Read Only - cast on a book, scroll or any other thing with written words. Ensures no further words can be written. No scribbles or any sort of artwork will stick either. The object can still be destroyed

    Icon - For a short period, the target of the spell becomes a beloved, or hated, icon of a subject. IE: beloved icon of beauty, hated icon of music.

    Master Boot Record - this magical list contains all the master level boots ever created and their current whereabouts

    Partition Table - allows any object with at least 2 flat sides to be cut into any shape

  • Can you think of any others?
  • Now that's a final boss

  • Can you think of any others?
  • The last one was atomization, right? Gets a bit out of fantasy, but can definitely sound magical

  • (dnd 5e) Prove me wrong, RAW
  • Ok, disintegrate transforms you in a pile of tiny objects if you get down to 0 HP when hit

  • Languages
  • Java, verbose? laughs in Pascal

    Python being Esperanto? Yeah, no, because Python is actually being used

  • oh shit
  • I can imagine she had a friend sitting nearby just waiting for the signal to hand the evidence

  • stacked
  • Running water and indoor plumbing was relatively common in the ancient world.

    Mostly for the rich or other well off citizens, lower classes still had to walk to a local fountain or well to get water

  • Ratatouille ratatouille.
  • Did someone pass that print through some AI or something? It's full of weird artifacts on the letters

  • Proof that humans can get used to pretty much anything
  • That's a weird way to look at dreams. To me, they're extra entertainment with stuff that I literally cannot and will not ever experience outside of them, like another day where I dreamed I was in a rock band's show inside a garage/arcade, but both the band and the music I was "listening" to were wholly made up in my mind

  • Anon is a tour guide at a museum
  • Who was the zeroth president? Or zeroth child? 🤔

  • Anon is a tour guide at a museum
  • I thought it was SkiiinnEEEEERRR!

  • Elon's Folly
  • Cloudflare agreed with the Brazilian govt to keep the ban working.

  • Elon's Folly
  • The whole ordeal is still going in under some secrecy, but I suspect the main parts that make it controversial are these, from the given article:

    • When the inquiry began, it was from an "elastic" understanding of the internal regiment of the Supreme Court. It's a process that, under normal circumstances, requires either a police or the Public Ministry to ask to investigate first.
    • In a lone vote against opening the inquiry, judge Marco Aurelio said the process should've begun via the Procuradoria Geral da República
    • Everything is still going under secrecy.
    • There's no definite end in sight for the investigations

    The Brazilian STF has MANY flaws, chief among them of having no "power" that oversees it (the senate does, in theory, but no senator is dumb enough to fight the judiciary), but Moraes is the only son of a bitch with a sprinkle of decency (which I don't expect to last past this "hunt" on the far right) and actually being proactive, unlike every other judge who is a morose sloth that will only react through "notas de repúdio" (notice of disapproval) that nobody gives a single flying fuck about and sit on fucking cases for over a year because there's nobody to tell them to do their fucking job correctly*

    Very important to keep in mind is the context. During the entirety of bozonazi's presidency (2019-2022), it was a known "secret" that he used everything he could to incite people against the supreme court. The Gabinete do Ódio (Hate Cabinet), which kept the crazies "informed" with bullshit, was a fact known by everyone. Among said crazies were the fuckers that, in june 2020, fired fireworks at the STF building as a "warning". Bozo and his flunkies threatened the supreme court every fucking week and bozo himself used a meeting with foreign dignitaries to cast doubt on the voting machines. To think all those threats were empty would be pure stupidity, especially when they culminated with the January 8 failed coup.

    *Just look at Gilmar Mendes and his famous "perdido de vista" with ADI 4.650, where the old fart sat on the case for 18 months. It wanted to make it illegal for companies and corporations to finance political campaigns. The old fat fuck was in favor of keeping them legal but he knew if the judgement continued, his vote would lose, so he just sat on the case while the 2014 elections rolled with lots and lots of corporate money flowing around.

  • Elon's Folly
  • Because "it's where people are going" - plus those two are already well known among normies, unlike mastodon/misskey/fediverse. They want a centralized thing.

    Funnily enough, during this brazilian exodus, my sister complained that Threads was too "clean", while bluesky had all the "people with questionable mental stability" and was thus more interesting.

  • It's a choice
  • "It's not jibberish, it's speaking in toooongueeees!!!! Like that time the holy spirit did something with someone, it's in the bible!! Where? You'd know if you read it!!!"

  • What's a handy terminal command you use often?
  • Really? Then I must've been taught wrong and never noticed

  • Elon's Folly
  • Why would MBS be cool with giving Elon $22 BILLION for his fuckup?

    Same reason idiots kept throwing money at trump back when his resume was just a list of bankrupcies (several hotels, an airline and a casino), moneyed people are way stupider than we think.

  • Elon's Folly
  • Just you wait til Rocket Kiko knows about that and tells everything to his mom! As soon as he's done crying on the corner...

  • You can go from Cuiabá (Mato Grosso, Brazil) all the way to the sea, over 2800km, by river boat

    I've been reading a book on the Paraguay War, Maldita Guerra, and it mentioned how Solano Lopez (then Paraguay's dictator) planned to invade Mato Grosso and possibly take Cuiabá. Trips upstream from Assuncion to Cuiabá at that time would usually take 12+ days on steam ships.

    What really surprised me is that this kind of information was supposed to be taught back when I was in school.

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    Why haven't more people attempted to create chat/IM clients out of e-mail services?

    Some weeks ago, I've come across Delta Chat, whose main thing is "(near) instant messaging using your email"

    That left me thinking, has this been attempted before? If not, why? Also, why (besides servers' limitations as means to fight spam) isn't this solution used more often, given that e-mail has been a decentralized solution for well over 40 years now?

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    How do you make untextured Polygon2D cast small shadows?

    I'm thinking about making a character entirely out of Polygon2D nodes without textures. One thing I haven't figured out how to do is make each polygon cast a "permanent" shadow on top of the ones that are Z levels below it.

    Below is an image of what I want to do, but using shaders/lights. I've only managed to do this by making extra polygons to fill in as the shadows.

    !

    !

    How exactly do I have to set up a light source to achieve this effect? Using a DirectionalLight2D or a PointLight2D just brightens the polygons and I can't figure how to use a LightOccluder2D, or even if this is the correct way to get this result

    !

    (The polygons are green due to the DirectionalLight being green) - The occlusion simply applies the shadow on anything that is Z levels below it.

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    Simple app for making midi-like music? Music sequencer?

    I'm looking for something that "a child would find easy to learn", possibly a virtual keyboard with an obvious "start recording" button that does that, recording your keys on the selected Track, then allowing easy playback so you can listen to it.

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    Tennis uses the imperial system of scoring

    Tennis uses multiples of 15, but only up to 45, calls other points weird names, then closes a set, which has to be repeated at least 6 times for a separate scoring, with said scoring also needing to be repeated AT LEAST 3 more times, but can be dragged out ad infinitum.

    Even table tennis has the decency of using a straight scoring system where 11 points wins a set and 2 sets wins the match.

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    How do you "separate" or "explode" a 3D mesh in Godot?

    I'd like to create an effect similar to 2 death animations that exist in Crash Bandicoot 3.

    In one of them, Crash is disintegrated: all the triangle faces get separated and fly apart. A similar triangle separation is seen when he dies from fire, the triangles fall separately.

    The second is a simple separation of the legs and torso. One enemy that exists in the 1st stage can cut Crash in half, which will cause the torso to stay in place while the legs walk away.

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    I swear I check them often enough!

    Transcription:

    Text: My browser when I open the 42nd tab and beyond

    A 2 panel image of Michael Jordan: Stop it. Get some help.

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    How often do you consume the stuff you pirate? How do you avoid "hoarding"?

    Asking mostly because I have fuckloads of video courses, plus a number of movies, that I have yet to even check if the content is as good as their titles imply and I really feel like I'm mostly hoarding this stuff because I have no fucking clue.

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    Users of Vim and similars, what exactly makes it useful compared to other text editors? How much time do you suppose you save when working with it?

    I'd like actual examples instead of "I work faster", something like "I can move straight to the middle of the file with 7mv" or "I can keep 4 different text snippets in memory and paste each with a number+pt, like 2pt", things that you actually use somewhat frequently instead of what you can do, but probably only did once.

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    The company behind Pixel Game Maker will use Godot as a base for their next engine, Action Game Maker
    store.steampowered.com ACTION GAME MAKER - First Producer’s Letter for ACTION GAME MAKER - Steam News

    First Producer’s Letter for ACTION GAME MAKER Hello everyone, my name is Morino and I am the producer for ACTION GAME MAKER. I’m planning to do a series of these letters as we move towards ACTION GAME MAKER’s release, and I’d like to start off by providing some information about our thoughts regardi...

    ACTION GAME MAKER - First Producer’s Letter for ACTION GAME MAKER - Steam News

    cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/16870410

    > > However, despite all the attention Godot has been receiving, the switch from Godot 3 to Godot 4 called for the removal of Godot’s visual scripting system. This presented us with an amazing opportunity. We knew we needed to provide more to our users, and now Godot was lacking in a function that we know really well! And that’s how the current plan was kicked off. > > Makes me wonder if they'll do something similar for RPG Maker if AGM does well enough commercially, since the RPG Maker Unite, which was supposed to work with Unity, died thanks to that charge the devs per-install kerfuffle.

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    The company behind Pixel Game Maker will use Godot as a base for their next engine, Action Game Maker
    store.steampowered.com ACTION GAME MAKER - First Producer’s Letter for ACTION GAME MAKER - Steam News

    First Producer’s Letter for ACTION GAME MAKER Hello everyone, my name is Morino and I am the producer for ACTION GAME MAKER. I’m planning to do a series of these letters as we move towards ACTION GAME MAKER’s release, and I’d like to start off by providing some information about our thoughts regardi...

    ACTION GAME MAKER - First Producer’s Letter for ACTION GAME MAKER - Steam News

    > However, despite all the attention Godot has been receiving, the switch from Godot 3 to Godot 4 called for the removal of Godot’s visual scripting system. This presented us with an amazing opportunity. We knew we needed to provide more to our users, and now Godot was lacking in a function that we know really well! And that’s how the current plan was kicked off.

    Makes me wonder if they'll do something similar for RPG Maker if AGM does well enough commercially, since the RPG Maker Unite, which was supposed to work with Unity, died thanks to that charge the devs per-install kerfuffle.

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    Delayed Realisations @programming.dev I Cast Fist @programming.dev
    Unused space in graphic files, such as PNG, still eat RAM

    Something that I realized way later than I should.

    During some of my Godot development, I've finally hit the debugger tab of the editor while the game was running, saw the "Video RAM" and found something very odd. My 2D game was eating up over 500MB of VRAM, which was way too much for what was on screen. Since the debugger lists all the files currently in memory, I could see how much RAM each file consumed.

    My characters were made of several separate files (2 arms, 1 leg, 1 torso, 1 head) and all those files had the same total resolution of ~1000x1000, but different "useful" areas, like 200x200 on the head, 40x100 on each arm. Turns out each goddamn pixel of each file had to be kept in RAM, because, unlike disk space, the game "needs" to be aware of the WHOLE image, because it doesn't know whether RGBA(0,0,0,0) at XY 0,0 is any more or less important than whatever is at XY 120,250.

    Yeah, after I cropped the images to only have the area they actually have drawn, VRAM usage dropped to ~200MB (the drawn area was still large)

    If anyone ever complains that your game is slow, or that you should optimize how you organize your images, it's very likely you should look into that for better performance.

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    Just finished watching "Cloak of Deception", a Phantom Menace fan edit

    It's been ages since I last saw ep 1 and, while looking for the despecialized original trilogy, I came across the prequel fan edits. "Eh, why not?"

    Gotta say, I was expecting the pacing or the story to kinda fall flat, but this was a very enjoyable watch. There's a lot that was cut, nearly all the "whimsy" was removed, also the whole underwater trip when the jedis first land on Naboo. This leads to the Gungan alliance being a "jar jar ex machina", but it worked well enough in my opinion. Other than that, I think the movie works really well in every aspect.

    The torrent I got also comes with a .docx that lists the whole movie script with all the stuff that was cut in red, and new additions (very few) in blue. A smaller list of changes can be read here - Besides removing a lot of jar jar's antics and any references to midichlorians (I personally never cared about that), one notable change near the end was making Anakin blow up the command ship before Padme and her group capture the Viceroy, so it makes it seem that the droids being deactivated is what allowed them to complete their objective.

    One thing that I noticed during the final battle was that the Trade Federation pretty much dropped the blockade, as they only left one command ship in orbit, compared to the dozens at the beginning of the movie. I guess that was because the land invasion worked, so there was no further need to keep the orbital blockade.

    PS: I couldn't stop laughing when Obi Wan fell because of that fucking meme

    PPS: I always liked how Naboo looks, but this time I really paused to look a bit better at the architecture, and it has such a nice mix of mediterranean marble of yellowish tones and cyan roofs. With the current image quality and all, it was much easier to pick out "ancient CG" and in many places it looked like a "old last gen game", but it had that late 90s charm that warms my hearth with nostalgia.

    PPPS: The worst part about watching SW as an older person is seeing all those damn walkways without a single guardrail anywhere. Coruscant is even worse, that transport vehicle full of VIP heading to the senate is fully open without so much as seatbelts.

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    Some fans really should go back home and rethink their lives. From Elfquest #9, 1981

    TLDR; some fan complains that the comics depicted a troll war as a "touch football game between overweight accountants" instead of something truly gruesome and that a sex scene was "just rocks". It's a long rant that boils down to "your stuff is too cutesy".

    The author rebukes that nonsense because she knows she has younger readers and she doesn't need to do that explicit sex and violence anyway.

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    Why do certain companies keep paid content "accessible" through third party sites or addons?

    Most major news sites, as well as some other sites of reading content like Medium, have a paywall for certain articles, but those are easily defeated by people who bother to search the internet.

    As I suspect said companies are aware of that, and they don't react to properly protect their paid stuff, what do they expect to gain?

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    What can I use to harden acrylic paints or resin?

    Asking because while I see that paint hardeners exist in the USA, there doesn't seem to be anything similar in my country (Brazil)

    What could I use as a substitute to harden paints? Are there any catalysts or powders that would work?

    Google and DDG always show sites/articles about epoxy resins whenever I search for "acrylic hardener", is it safe to assume that catalysts for epoxy, like polyamide, will work with acrylics?

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    If you could make a non-linux OS go mainstream, which one would you pick?

    I make the specification of non-linux because otherwise this would just become a thread full of obscure distros that do the same thing as a million other distros.

    Some lesser known OSs:

    • AROS - based on Amiga OS, has some derivatives like IcarOS and MorphOS
    • Haiku - based on BeOS
    • Redox - Unix-like, made in Rust (might technically count as linux?)
    • Serenity - Unix-like, very late 90s look and feel
    • Kolibri - Tiny OS, the image is ~44MB. It also has a smaller version that fits in a single floppy.
    • PhantomOS - When 3 Russians decide to turn everything about a typical OS upside down.
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    ICastFist I Cast Fist @programming.dev

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