No, not cute. Pheww. Near miss.
27 1 ReplyTall and no fight, but yeah.
15 0 ReplyTall and no cute here
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All except the small and chubby part. I guess I'm not a raccoon.
11 0 ReplyI am a stretched out raccoon
9 0 ReplyLong raccoon
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Whatever you are, that's also what I am.
4 0 Reply
I'm kinda bummed that I'm not raccoon. ☹️
9 0 ReplyAlso know as trash panda
8 0 Reply"Is that better?"
3 0 Reply
What’s the opposite of a raccoon?
6 0 ReplyIdunno, a truck of some sort? 🤷
4 0 ReplyI guess it would be:
- Dark circles above eyes
- Excretes junk
- Tall and slim
- Stays up all day
- Ugly coward
I can't think of anything which precisely fits this description...
3 0 ReplyA DUCK!
2 0 ReplyI heard this comment.
4 0 ReplyWell fuck, I’m a duck
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I feel attacked
5 0 ReplyI identify as a raccoon ✅
5 0 ReplyI'm not small or cute. Also Americans would say I'm slim, Europeans would call me a fucking lard-ass, so take from that what you will.
4 1 ReplyNot chubby .
3 0 ReplyAww it’s Little King Trashmouth.
2 0 ReplyFuck. stashes some stuff well I’ll be off then …..
2 0 Replymi kijetesantakalu ala
2 1 Reply