You come home and find this guy, what do you do?

Small world. Are you my

Take his beer and chips in the name of the revolution and put him in the gulag aka my backyard

Don’t tempt me. That just screams free therapy.

I’ve got some emotional baggage I’ve been hoping to unload on an unwitting soul.

I assume I drink beer and eat Doritos with him

Remember it so he doesn't have to

Is that Andrew Tate?

Did you ever wonder if you could pull someone's heart out of their chest with the power of Kali like in that one movie?

zach hadel voice* doug walker comes into your house with an unlit cigar in his mouth and oatmeal cookie bourbon, what do you do

hel yea lets play Halo

Not turning down free stuff, and if he's brought it he seems cool

Take his extra cigars, thank him, and throw him out.

Those cigars are actually pretty nice.

Start singing "Welcome to atop the fourth waalll!"

Get him out of here, throw him out in the cold, don't give him his jacket

His life is forfeit

Draw a soyjak ofhim