This. It’s ruining my relationship.
IMO, saliva is the best possible lubricant.
In curling they always say, “hog is a dong best-jerked cold”.
Don’t tempt me. That just screams free therapy.
I’ve got some emotional baggage I’ve been hoping to unload on an unwitting soul.
They composited out the part where he wandered off, muttering something incoherant to himself.
Hogs are beautiful too! #HogLyfe
I’d bet money on it… if money mattered after the collapse of human civilization.
Their new campaign slogan:
“Joe Biden presumably knows roughly which country he is in right now. And that matters. Trump!”
Check out what these stupid chuds have to say about it: https://www.youtube.com/live/gseav7sgpks?feature=shared
If I didn’t know better, I’d swear they were doing a bit.
I’ve never seen a less critical tech review; never seen investment advice that was less trustworthy, more of a conflict of interest; these douchebags are willingly blind to the glaring cons of this technology. They have massive portfolios of AAPL and just go on and on about how great it is. I’d say shameful but we’ve been here before with Tesla and they were able to lie their way to the top. The Henry Kissinger of tech stocks.
“I’m wondering if you are the type of person who wants to keep it on all day”
NO ONE will want the embarrassment of keeping this on their face all day. This is like the Segway.
Disagree strongly. If there’s one sure thing in the tech world, it is the fact that electronics get smaller and smaller with each generation.
They sort of can! Likely, the ads will pause until you put the device back on or direct your attention back to it. Unskippable ads are rolling out on day 1, I’m betting.
Do your part: sucker punch (or pick the pocket of) any tech bro chud you see wearing one in public.
If people are afraid to wear them in public, they’ll fade away much like the Google glassholes did.
Very unethical, cynical pro tip: Option trade NOC and RTX. If the politicians are going to look you right in the eye and say, “fuck you” when you protest to demand a ceasefire, you might as well milk those dickheads for personal profit since you know it’s going to spike.
I know we are defed’d from them but I couldn’t resist the urge to share this absolutely uproarious chudpost from world.
https://lemmy.world/comment/7020579
> Meta will become the champion of Open Source and near completely become as known for it as Google was in the mid to late 00’s. They will dominate AI to such an extent Facebook will be the inbred backwater project that no one thinks about when the name Meta pops up. I know it’s hard to swallow and believe right now, but the Zuck isn’t the driver that matters here. Yann LeCun is the person behind Meta AI and he is Bell Labs alumni beating the war drum of open source for market leadership, not monopoly, just leadership. The majority of the digital age exists on those credentials; a Bell Labs alumni pushing Open Source. That is worth betting big on IMO.
> It may take a couple hundred years, but AGI lead government is coming, once conservative stupidity fades. A politician with infinite persistence and fractal attention is far better than anything finite corruptible humans with tiny attention spans can offer the public.
🤮#
My sibling likes to read fiction. They’re a comically basic-ass shit-lib. This person says that they don’t like to talk about politics. They always take the bosses side at work, basically a reincarnation of our Rachel Maddow-parroting boomer capitalist fucboi parent.
I know it’s a tall order but: What work of fiction can I gift them that will break them out of their capitalist complacency and remind them that they’re nothing more than a wage slave before they can even resist the indoctrination? I want to be subtle but effective; it has to fly to under their radar.
To give you an idea of how hopeless this little lemming is: this person has been reading Vonnegut lately and legitimately didn’t even know that Eugene Debs was a real person. This person figured it out when I informed them of Debs when they were telling me that no one has ever run for President from a jail cell. 🤦🏿♂️
Halp!
Election fraud by way of vibrating anal toy.
I reconnected with an old friend last night.
This VERY skilled filmmaker friend told me that they have been shooting videos of protests for the past 5 years but doesn’t quite know what to do with an (apparently) vast collection of footage.
I was thinking that they might be interested in some sort of leftist press collective that focuses on protection of anonymity with a dedication to journalistic integrity; something to multiply their efforts.
They’re at an expert level in editing, vfx, (especially) compositing (even without the footage, this friend would be, by far, the most skilled nuke compositor to lend their skills to a leftist cause that has ever existed. They have done work on more major motion pictures and vfx-heavy commercials than they can even name. Imagine the implications of that kind of meme firepower?), color grading, camera, etc so they’d absolutely be a valuable asset to any press team, honestly.
Does anyone have any advice? I want to make sure my friend is protected while also allowing them to leverage the spirit of collaboration to help make an impact on society if possible.
BIDEN 2024
WE PLEDGE TO GENTLY PERSUADE ISRAEL TO USE SLIGHTLY SMALLER MISSILES TO TURN INNOCENT PALESTINIAN CIVILIANS INTO BLOODY PASTE.
If Michael Fassbender isn’t a leftist, we can pull him left by his hog.
Biden
Dude hasn’t been sentient since like 2020.
He makes Reagan look downright lucid.
The insidious cadre of fucks operating the Biden bot are getting winded. Time for Kamala the Cop to step in and make America her Cop City.
