Ask myself why the hell the nostalgia critic is at my house
34 0 ReplyHe really is the splitting image of Doug Walker
15 0 ReplyWait a minute is that not actually who this is?
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Hang out and play some mario kart or something, I ain't picky about free treats
20 0 ReplyHell yeah. I'd probably go with Smash Bros though.
Coming home to find a guy like this in my apartment is literally like a dream come true tbh
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Dust my dildo drawer for prints
17 0 ReplyIf there isn't Dorito powder on them then you're good
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Take his beer and chips in the name of the revolution and put him in the gulag aka my backyard
15 0 ReplySmall world. Are you my ?
15 0 ReplyHow did he get into my home ? Assuming he is ready to share the treats he can stay the night and we can play smashbros. (No smoking inside though)
14 0 ReplyDon’t tempt me. That just screams free therapy.
I’ve got some emotional baggage I’ve been hoping to unload on an unwitting soul.
13 0 ReplyIs that Andrew Tate?
11 0 ReplyDid you ever wonder if you could pull someone's heart out of their chest with the power of Kali like in that one movie?
11 0 Reply*zach hadel voice* doug walker comes into your house with an unlit cigar in his mouth and oatmeal cookie bourbon, what do you do
11 0 ReplyRemember it so he doesn't have to
11 0 ReplyI assume I drink beer and eat Doritos with him
11 0 Replyhel yea lets play Halo
10 0 ReplyNot turning down free stuff, and if he's brought it he seems cool
10 0 ReplyTake his extra cigars, thank him, and throw him out.
Those cigars are actually pretty nice.
7 0 ReplyStart singing "Welcome to atop the fourth waalll!"
7 0 ReplyHis life is forfeit
6 0 ReplyGet him out of here, throw him out in the cold, don't give him his jacket
6 0 ReplyDraw a soyjak ofhim
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