And how's there a car in a mall? Life's important questions

I did, but at least I did something about it. Haven't heard as much about the ol triangle lately have you? Yeah, that was me. You're welcome

I thought quicksand would be a much bigger problem in my day to day life.

Personally, i assumed that being on fire was something i would have to go through at least once in my life. But as time goes on, i have not had the need to, even once, stop, drop or roll.

I was worried about acid rain; it sounded very concerning.

Why did the Bermuda triangle, quicksand, and maybe premature burial and stop drop & roll so capture our minds?

Replace the quarter to call home with swallowing gum or something.

The car in the mall? Well...

Yeah that was me. Then I heard about the triangle off the coast of Spain or something. So then I started making potential triangles all over the place. I had a globe with a schizo amount of triangles on it.

I remember getting really into it and then afterwards seeing a really good debunking. It still bothers me how people can knowingly lie for small amounts of money or a bit of reputation.

I had so many theories about the Bermuda triangle and the Mary Celeste disappearance... Then I got older and more sceptical and found out the Bermuda triangle is nothing special, just highly trafficked and the Mary Celeste mystery was largely fictionalized and nothing remarkable.

Young Jesus fearing me hypothesized that the Garden of Eden was within the Bermuda triangle. It made sense to me... God kicked out the unworthy and disappearing planes and ships were God's wrath for trespassing. .

But now you're telling me the triangle isn't really a thing.... What else from my developing mind isn't real... Lol

Well I'll glad I'm not the only one, but after I saw the modern traffic going through the Bermuda triangle I was much less concerned.

There were many lost nights of sleep though

Nope. Atlantis.

Nah, it was all about quicksand for me.

That and just catching fire out of nowhere. And although that was mostly down to 80s shellsuits that were super flammable, I'm sure the new waves of cheap imported throwaway shit clothes are just as bad.

Malls must be magic. That would also explain how Santa is at every mall.

There was a short period after I heard the term Third World where I thought there was more than one world in our solar system and this is where Africa was. That was a strange few days.

While quite interesting, the Bermuda triangle didn't concern me that much actually.

The movie Volcano (1997) however scared the shit out of young me, and I had problems sleeping for days. That was an issue I'd have liked to be solved.

Quick sand I was sure that quick sand would be a daily problem

Now I'm all about the Alaska triangle

Next time, on unsolved mysteries.

I don't get the car in the mall reference. What am I missing?

I used to think black holes were going to be a gigantic part of my day-to-day as an adult lol

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