I'll fuckin' do it again.
47 0 ReplyTHOSE WHO DIE ARE JUSTIFIED FOR SNORTING AN EEL THEY'RE THE CHOSEN SEAL
35 0 ReplyI'm cracking up at this
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Umm stop putting eels in your nose it's bad actshually
35 0 ReplyUncritical support to Hawaiian monk seals in their heroic struggle to snort eels against the wishes of science dweebs.
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23 0 ReplyThe snorting of the seventh eel
23 0 ReplySeals snorting eels, Orcas wearing dead seals, the ocean is going cray-cray.
20 0 ReplyThe ocean is a place of profound, bizarre horrors and I am glad our ancestors said "Fuck this shit I'm living on land where things make sense.
11 0 ReplyThey eat their young
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19 0 Reply14 0 ReplyIt's fucking hilarious how this looks exactly like Dr Phil
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I sent this to my partner and they immediately looked up the article and started reading it to me. The article is fuckin hilarious
18 0 ReplyWhen they told me they wanted to snort lines, I didn't think they meant like this
18 0 ReplyThat seal looks like it is exactly where it wants to be in life.
14 0 Replymonk seal teenagers aren’t all that different from their human counterparts. Monk seals “seem naturally attracted to getting into troublesome situations”
7 0 ReplyGod I wish that were me
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