Finish the sentence: "I'm as left as they come, but..."

But to make an omelette (Israel) you gotta crack a few eggs (bomb children).

I'm as left as they come, but have you tried putting "kill the poor" into the simulation?

Wearing a mask is mildly inconvenient. When are we doing revolution?

"I'm as left as they come, but i will NEVER cum"

"UKKKraine, Shitreal, Klanadian flags in name plus NAFO PFP and post signed with Slava Ukraini (Wolfsangel)! . Opinion immediately discarded. (attached pic of PIGPOOPBALLS)" = My response

I'm as left as they come, but I can't identify anyone in this YouTuber/podcaster drama post

Love me I'm a liberal - Phil Ochs

but Israel has a right to defend itself.

not voting for the person I don't really like means you're voting for the person we both don't like!

Russia is in the wrong for fighting Ukraine even though it's run by fascists and Nazis right on their border mass murdering Russian speakers

I'm as left as they come, but cats should stay inside.

I'm actually a rightie :c my parents should have aborted me

... But bacon is so good!

"I just think they're taking it too far."

... I'm dummy thicc so tankies dunk on me because my ass cheeks clap while I walk, and it's only pushed me into fascism.

"I'm transphobic. I mean I'm not transphobic. Phew, that was close

I’m as left as they come, but my ass too fat

"... but as a licensed phrenologist, I'm uniquely qualified to explain how the devious celestials invented the concept of "lying" as part of their inscrutable culture of "not liking to be publicly embarrassed." It's all to do with the sneakiness lobe, you see..."

I’m as left as they come, but bedtime abolition isn't practical and parents are a justified hierarchy

[Barrage of racial epithets]

"putting the S and A in NSDAP was too extremist for me"

I'm as left as they come, but I don't believe in time abolition.

... I will not forgive you for calling my outdoor cat a cracker for not eating the soy.

I'm as left as they come, but I don't know what to do with it was a pretty good vacation spot this year and I have a lot of pain and I am not sure if you have any questions regarding the position or if you are 23345567889ffghh

My phone's autofill started spitting out old passwords after that point.

I'm as left as they come, but I gotta take a huge fucking shit right now!

I'm pregnant

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...I'm right after they come

Think about this and it makes sense. I know many people like this

... but you've got to admit the Nazis had a point.