Pet the hamster

Didn't know that boneless was a choice. ☺

Almost looks half way to becoming a pancake

Within limits; if they become very flat, you wear them down and clearly pet them too often

Thinly sliced, deli hamster! Nice!

Gravity must be set too high. Gotta drop it a few points.

Flat Stanley looking ass

There's something wrong with your pancake.

So flat

Squish the hamster

How to make thin hamster is one of the best videos that has ever graced the internet and everyone should watch the original version.