Would have been way funnier to make it all "macaroni" or "pasta" and leave one tiny section for "spaghetti", because somehow that's the distinction people make.
94 1 ReplyNo, that would've been accurate.
28 2 ReplyShush. Don't confuse me with facts.
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In persian "macaroni" is actually the umbrella term for all noodles. So persian macaroni are spaghetti most of the time.
14 0 ReplyBut there are no noodles here, only pasta, noodles are usually in Asian meals
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There's no spagetti on there... just macaroni...
29 1 ReplyPasta corta nowadays. Short pasta. Maccheroni is how they were called by my grand grand mother.
11 0 ReplyMight've been the joke
6 0 ReplySounds pretty sketchy IMO
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By normal people do you mean the savages that have a palate sophistication of Dhaka's sewage?
29 1 ReplyOm nom nom let's eat some kroppkaka
4 2 ReplyI see your boiled potato dumpling and raise to the almighty jacket potato. Yes, that's considered a "meal".
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*pasta
28 0 ReplyYeah, those are all pasta. Spaghetti is all the long noodles.
25 0 ReplySpaghetti is 1 type of long noodles. You have spaghetti, tagliatelle, bucatini, linguine, vermicelli...
11 1 ReplyPuhsketty noodles 😋
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Meanwhile Americans be like "they're noodles"....
24 0 ReplyRamen is also classified as spaghetti.
3 0 ReplyYou want Pearl Harbour to happen again... that's how you get Pearl Harbour to happen again
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I don't know whether it's a urban legend, but apparently Icelandic has a hundred or so names for snow. We have many specific words for what is important for our survival. 🍝🍕🤌
21 1 ReplyHere in Sweden the rumor says that its the Inuits who have 100 words for snow.
11 0 ReplyFun info about that for meme aficionados: that expression and its various clones are the basis for the general concept of those reusable templates called "snowclones".
6 0 ReplyHere in Australia the rumor is that snow is made up by other countries to flex on us!
5 0 ReplyI made love to an Inuit lady once and after she had a thousand words for disappointment.
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Same with Inuit. I guess it makes sense when snow is such a dominant part of your life.
4 0 ReplyEver thought about how Iceland is full of burning magma and Greenland was oppressed by the danish?
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Pasta or noodles, actually.
18 0 ReplyImagine having some culture
15 2 ReplyI know right, disgusting practice!
11 4 ReplyYoghurt is a separate slide
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gnocchi is not pasta
13 2 ReplyThere are gnocchi, gnocchetti (small gnocchi) that are pasta. What you know as gnocchi are properly called "gnocchi di patate" in italian, i.e. potato gnocchis
13 0 ReplyThat's the answer, the gnocchi pastas imitate the shape of the potato gnocchi. I also wouldn't really call potato gnocchi pastas, like if I invite people to eat and say I'm cooking pastas, nobody's expecting potato gnocchi. But I think in Italy they're in the same aisle as fresh pastas. The thing is - and op's picture is correct - that italians actually differenciate between different shapes of pasta, for the simple reason that pasta shapes have functional reasons and different shapes correspond to different dishes.
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Unless it is, of course.
6 2 Replyit is made from potatoes
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It's pronounced pasghetti.
10 0 ReplyHow is this not just a thing my dad used to say?
2 0 ReplyI think it's a thing all dads of a certain age used to say.
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There's also thin spaghetti and flat spaghetti which are made by satan to deceive us.
10 0 ReplyFlat spaghetti, known as linguine, are super!
3 0 ReplyThey're both the spaghetti
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Isn't there some new pasta shape that was specifically engineered to give maximum surface area for which to be coated with sauce?
8 0 ReplyYes, the Cascatelli! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cascatelli
9 0 ReplyMfw I try to buy a very Italian sounding pasta and it's only available in the United States.
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5 1 ReplyNEW NOODLE JUST DROPPED
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Yes, lasagna sheet.
7 1 ReplyShape into bowl.
Fill with sauce.
Drink sauce from pasta bowl like it was a glass.
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The only shapes that matter are big, small, and toob. The rest are only distractions.
7 0 ReplyThat's what she said
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Yo where's the farfalle at? I love me some bowties
5 0 ReplyIt is already in the pot
2 0 ReplyYou smoke it!?
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Farfalle means butterfly.
1 0 ReplyThe diminutive for farfalla, farfallino, literally means bowtie
1 0 ReplyYes. But the pasta is also called bowties by a lot of people lol.
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Where shells? 🤌🤌
5 0 ReplySpaghetti
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Looks like Desert Pasta to me.
3 0 Replywho tf calles noodles spaghetti?
10 7 ReplyWho tf calls pasta noodles?
21 0 ReplyWho tf calls macaroni pasta?
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3 1 ReplyEven normal people know that Italians are made of spaghetti
2 0 ReplyYou're the first one to understand the meme
2 0 ReplyAmazing
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damn I didn't realize spaghetti had such loyal followers
1 0 ReplyNudeln, pasta.
1 0 ReplyI love how some italian decided to downvote most of the comments in a spaghetti filled rage! Keep at it!
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