Vaush Update: Leaked DMs to A Minor (CW: grooming, p*dophelia, sexual harassment)

God I hate this soy redditor flirt shit. It's a fucking creepy turnoff.

"I'm hungry and not feeling well"

"Just remember we're made of stardust like Carl Sagan said and btw I want you suck me off epic style!"

Platitudes like this have literally never made anyone feel remotely better. No one who is feeling bad wants to be told that they shouldn't be. It's bullshit euphimistic lib language for 'stop being sad, you don't know ow how good you got it.'. I don't care that im maybe made of stars because I have a basic grasp of chemistry and astronomy and know that while it's a fun fact, it doesn't affect me in any way at all. Repeating one size fits all slogans to someone isn't gonna help, and if theyre at all like me, it'll make them like or respect you less cause you're either not trying or that is genuinely your best and it's an empty platitude. If it's someone you don't know who DM'd you cause of a paranormal relationship, admit that you don't have any specific way to help cause you don't know each other but maybe shoot the shit a little to be a mental distraction and link em some free patreon shit or give em some merch or whatever. Certainly don't encourage them to carry on so they can legally look at your dick. Definitely don't do that.
Edit: parasocial autocorrected to paranormal and im keeping it. Cause it ain't normal
Yeah this would be already shameful if he was talking to an adult who he knew was interested in him. A minor on top of it? Jesus Christ
"howdy doodie friendaroonie"

What did you mean when you said "when you're 18 you can see my dick"?

"I was t-talking about my Futurama Nixon Head Funko Pop, s-sir!!"
- My mint condition DVD of the Dan Hedaya/ Kirsten Dunst / Michelle Williams political comedy.

Someone should kill vaush

"Your reddit ban expires in 7 days"
- "You have permanently banned from Reddit
  Reason: Tankie troll"

But seriously. I'm a horny gal generally but like who talks like this even to another adult who previous showed interest in you.

"Ohh pwease sucky da dicky"

DM sent
Volcel police
- The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
  نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
hey girl, you can Sleep if you are Tired!

Wasn't him being a pedophile confirmed 3 years ago?

I can't find the comprehensive reddit post rn but it's been at least 5-6 years lol

Who fucking talks like this isn't he like 30

At this point lesson number one of being a content creator has gotta be don't DM your fans. You gotta find a different avenue to meet people, preferably one with age verification. Sorry not sorry.

Or maybe don’t be a pedo? But yes, having achieved step one, step two should still be not DMing your fans lol
- that would be "rule zero" imo

Starting to think discord exists purely for grooming tbh, I swear shit like this is the only time it ever comes onto my radar

I had to center myself when I encountered unironic V*ush enjoyers in the wild. Imagine calling Professor Flowers black hitler. I could never.

At my old place the people who moved into the floor above us were invited to hang out with us in the back yard, we would have a bonfire pretty much every night. This was mid 2010s and they were your mid 2010s rogan kinda bro dudes that wanna seem smart. They dropped that they were Jordan Peterson fans around about 6 crust punks. Because they were plastic brained early era joe Rogan bros who thought whatever the last thing they heard or read was deeply profound if it's presented right.
I don't know what the deal is with those kinds of people but they always bring up the middle ages and theyre always super super wrong about em. I guess Peterson has a whole bit about the black plague killing so many people raised the 'wage' (their words, not mine) of the average person and that was a good thing. So it was kinda right after that period that wage labor started to even exist and the mercantile class responsibile were the ones who thrived coming out of and during the plague partially because of it and partially they were helping spread it im the first place by cramming people on boats so they can go get shit for you to sell. The people who worked the land had a way worse time cause there were less people doing it and also a lot of people they knew fucking died recently and it was probably real shitty for morale. Especially in regions thar underwent heavy periods of raiding and warfare. When you're saying the fucking Black Death was the good guy all along, your perspective is fucked. Mass death doesn't result in a net good ever.
I basically ranted a them for an hour straight. They did take my arguments and long long historical digressions as serious as they take anyone else with good rhetoric skills and at least absorbed enough to know I knew what I was talking about.
- Yeah, I mean the serf suffered a lot, because feudal lords became more repressive to keep them on their land - they also had to work a lot more. In fact serfdom spread even faster and the enclosure was being born. This led partly to the conditions that gave birth to the reformation and the great peasant war in germany, where nobles massacred thousands of poors.
  It's usually simplified pop-history mixed in with the "useless eater"/"crabs in bucket"/the rat experiment/soft-eugenics ideology that is spread by capitalism. As you mentioned.

Jesus that was hard to read, what an absolute fucking loser holy shit.

that's subpar fucking flirting on top of all else

'why do you hate me and everything I stand for?'
Subpar emotional manipulation too, try harder /s
Vaush, I hate you because youre a gross little worm, and an opportunist. Leave those kids alone 🎶
- Subpar manipulation disguised as subpar flirting, a real
  
  -type moment
"Tacoma wept"
- from relief probably

badempanada's 12/25

12/25
Coincidentally, Vaush’s preferred romantic age pairing
My personal 10/7 (I celebrated that shi)
- 10/7 works too lol

certified anti-tankie moment

isn't this dead horse pretty much beaten already? and yes i used horse deliberately.

Someone keep the horsies away from Vaush
- Lock up your daughters and horses

Oh god this guy flirts like a WoW player fucking disgusting

Everything I know about Vaush I know against my will.

I have no idea who this person is so I must be doing something right.
- Really the only relevant thing you need to know about them is that they're awful and if you encounter anything they've ever said in the wild, it should be disregarded immediately