Netanyahu suffers food poisoning, to rest for three days, his office says
Netanyahu suffers food poisoning, to rest for three days, his office says
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This is to fuck with his trial, right?
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Probably, though I have to imagine he could probably just refuse to go and they'd just shrug their shoulders and be like "I guess that's fine"
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Last time I got food poisoning, I was thinking "I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemies."
Now, I stand corrected on that.
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Give him the
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Comrade Salmonella, take my power!
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noooo bibi don't shit yourself to death ohhhh noooo
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Simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter, you say?
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how are you feeling? kind of under the weather? like you've got the flu?
that would be the Ricin I gave you -
oh please let netanSShartu shart himself to death -
Netanyahu was fitted with a pacemaker in 2023 and last December he had his prostate removed after he was diagnosed with a urinary tract infection.
mfer is doing ethnic cleansing on his own organs, genocide truly is his calling
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Bacteria W
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It would’ve been so funny if Benny boy shit himself to death
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He doesn't actually have it, but he managed to get his corruption trial moved for the 7th time.
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Food-based Pathogens: Sorry, but the genocide WILL stop!
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"Suffers" food poisoning? Pal I'm having a great time here
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chanting Poop your pants! Poop your pants!
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Are they sure it was from food?
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Salmonella is Hamas
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die bitch
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may he have the shittiest painful diarrhea. at the very least.
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Can he just die? There are days when life's tantalizing but only one day when he's dying
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Wouldn't it be poetic if he was taken out with Polonium like he took out Arafat?
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infinite Leongatha beef wellingtons on the zionist entity
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Oh for fucks sake can't we get some actual good news like the dollar has collapsed entirely the Zionist state attempted to launch the Sampson option but were defeated from attacking [checks notes] Europe with their nuclear missiles by sheer incompetence and have instead imploded but somehow the Palestinian people forgive the isntrealies their sins and say let's just live together in peace even tho low key y'all are assholes
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Im sorry for the food no one or anything should be eaten by that demon
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Sometimes I like diarrhea.
I hope he grows taste buds in his asshole.
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By any chance, has he eaten fugu lately?
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It's called that because it will fug u up
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🙏 wish for the worst bro
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Bibi tontine where
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In the words of an ancient albino black sheep video:
"Doo doo caca doo doo caca doo doo caca pee pee, Doo doo caca doo doo caca doo doo caca poo poo" (don't look it up its racist AF, you were warned)
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Hold on did he eat the one for putin?... Checking. No, all good. putins is not in yet.
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Ecoli has a right to that territory, it has a right to defend itself.
This land was promised to ecoli thousands of years ago