The good old days
The good old days
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Lies. Millennials don’t have mortgages because they can’t afford homes.
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I managed to save up with my wife by living with my parents. We bought a house in foreclosure from the 2008 crash. Otherwise we never would've been able to do it.
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Millennial home owner, but my house is tiny and shitty. Oh and I prob would've paid a lot more without a familial connection (no, not my parents and I still paid over 300k yay).
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Are millennials familiar with VHS?
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Yes. At least older ones. My family got our first DVD player when I was in highschool.
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A Mortgage? They must think we're idiots.
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I’m not bald!
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Pretty bold assumption that nobody else can read.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I... Don't have a mortgage...
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It... says it right on the sticker.
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I have a beautiful head of hair, you sexist bastard.
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wtf i'm 22
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I do, and none of those apply. So far.
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What's a mortgage??
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I'm 38, still have hair and no mortgage (I'm renting, no money for a house). I do have 3 cats, am divorced and can't work anymore after getting PTSD in the navy. I survived several financial recessions / crisis, several middle Eastern wars, covid, I saw 9/11 and several other terrorist attacks in Europe happen, I'm seeing how a Jewish nation has turned into full scale nazis, and am now watching how World War 3 is being initiated by the generation who were taught by their parents they would have to do everything in their power to prevent anything like World War 2 happen ever again.
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Sir, this is a Wendy's
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Balding thank you very much!
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I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED.
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How's your back pain?
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Not great haha
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Like we can afford a home
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Well i see some amyl nitrate...the other boxy thing is unfamiliar to me
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The other boxy thing is a black ribbon dispenser to hog tie the guy's hands.
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Oi! I'm 29 and definitely don't have a mortgage. No don't look at my hairline, it'll stay that way forever and not receed a millimetre further!
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Me to my hairline: Stop right there, criminal scum!
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I was so happy my hairline didn't recede. Until I found that bald patch on the back of my head!
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VCR cleaner is also used for some butt stuff, the more you know.
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You mean that little bottle of cleaning solution. Like some would shove it up their ass?
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No, but it's common for Poppers to be labeled as "VCR Cleaner". Poppers if you didn't know can cause your sphincter muscle to relax, making insertion easier.
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If the cleaning liquid wasn't pure isopropyl alcohol, like all the cleaners I got my hand on. Those actually cleaned stuff too, if you couldn't disassemble your player.
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Ha, I'm still in my thirties, still have hair and my mortgage has been paid off
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Lies! No one can afford anything ever!
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Hah, joke is on you. I'm balding and I've paid off my mortgage.
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Haha, got ya! I know what it is, and I'm in my fifties!
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One out of three. I kept my hair and I rent in this lunatic market.
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A product whose sole purpose was to extract money from consumers. Didn’t clean worth a damn, but also rarely fucked up your VCR.
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These things were terrible at cleaning my head.
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Balding thank you very much. Also I don't have a mortgage.
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Isn't this more of a being 50 thing?
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As a bald male homeowner who just turned 40...fuck.
Edit: I'm bald by my own decision. My genetics made the first move but I flanked it and showed it whose boss.
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I wish
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I’m been browsing Craigslist trying to find a 27” Sony Trinitron.
Maybe I need a VHS player to go along with it.
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Accurate.
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I feel personally attacked.
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I'm neither Bald, nor do I have a mortgage or in my 40s. But I do know how to clean my VHS deck, thank you very much.
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Probably?
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Jokes on you, I'm 32, full head of hair, and don't have a mortgage because I'm poor.
:( the American lie ruined me.
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Ahhh my first attempt at getting high, it's good to see you old friend.
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If you think that you're probably an out of touch zoomer imagining the world in the 80's was in 4:3.
Although to be fair I have zero recollection of the 80's. You may guess reasons if you wish. I was there though. And have my hair.
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I feel seen.