What makes a fart dry vs wet?
What makes a fart dry vs wet?
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Moisture?
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MerMAN!
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And lack of it.
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A wet fart is a slightly more polite way to say shit yourself.
Basically if there is poo in your undies after a fart it was a wet day.
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The swamp ass factor (saf) as well as the % forecast on diarrhea.
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All farts are dry. If it's wet, it's known as a shart.
As in a shit you thought was a fart. Shart -
Where a I live when we hear a fart like that we say "salió con caldito".
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"It came with a little broth"?
I love it.
De donde eres?
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Sonora 🦌
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Where I live it's a "pet-sauce"
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Poop
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It's a delicate balance of semen content, obviously.
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poop
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Shit. The answer is shit.
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The accent of course!
Just kidding, it's poo-poo.
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I always thought it was the sound. A dry pop vs a wet squelch
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Moisture
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Diet plays a role
Most people don’t get enough fiber, I put ground flax seed in yogurt and try to up my fruit intake.
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Wetness.
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Distance from a toilet. Further you are away, the wetter it's likely to be tending towards diarrhoea.
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Lack of a skidmark
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Position of your hole and cheeks I imagine
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Taco Bell
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So, behind your anus, there is your rectum, it's a chamber that is usually empty, only if the colon is too full or shortly before you defecate does it get filled with stool.
Normal farts are gas coming from your colon and filling your rectum like a balloon, when you fart all that pressure is released and because the rectum is usually empty, only gas escapes.
But when you do have stool in your rectum... for example because your colon is overflowing into it or because the consistency of your stool is too fluid to be held back from the rectum, then that depressurization will push out with it the other content of your ass, straight into your underpants.
This is btw. how anal-sex is usually cleaner than people imagine it to be, because the rectum is (usually) empty and (mostly) clean.
Still... wash your hands/dick/toy before touching anyone, anything or anywhere else. Generally be hygienic guys.
So when we get the feeling of needing to poop, is that the rectum filling up or something else?
Yes, the need to defecate is (mostly) governed by the rectal walls stretching.
What about when its not like poop-poop but like the clear butt juice? (Sorry I don't know how to word this but this is a serious question)
I'm not a doctor, just a curious guy with an equally curious girlfriend and since we like to be informed we've read up on stuff. Also I suffer from irritable bowel syndrome so I know a little bit about that. But if you have serious questions don't ask me, ask a medical professional.
Having said that, that clear, slimy butt-juice is called mucus, it's what's coating your colon and just a little bit of slimy mucus in your stool is normal.
Large amounts of clear(ish) stool could be something a doctor should look into.