damn

For a moment I thought this was ProgrammingHumour and a funny response to calling someone's code undocumented.

Then I read the full post.

Yeah, but it's not his problem until it affects him or his family.

Alex Jones just had a caller that was asking how to get his undocumented wife on the list of the “good ones.”

He's one of those candidates that run as Democrat then switch after being elected.

Never trust folk from York County.
- I don't trust anyone with a name like "John."

Fetterman is what Blue No Matter Who brought us.

He run against a person that calls itself doctor Oz. Do you think that ghoul would be better in any way whatsoever?
- Fetterman votes with every Republican bill. What would be the difference except showing Democrats that these candidates are not deserving of winning?
Pretty sure its his cognitive decline secondary to his stroke.
Your brain stops working and you become republican.
- It’s interesting that having a stroke decreases your empathy, and as a result you become r.
So we should have let the Republican win?
How the fuck are we still this stupid?
It's the same dumb ass "Democrats aren't doing enough for Palestine, so I'm not voting for them" bullshit even after we've seen time and time again how that works out.
Take a look around at your actual options. Those are the choices. Not some mythical candid in your head. They have to be on the actual fucking ballot and not just in your dreams.
Also, Fuck Fetterman. He's a selfish, backstabbing piece of shit. This isn't about defending him. It was still the least shitty choice. That's where we are.
- Yes. If a Democrat refuses to comply to basic demands show them they will not be allowed to win.
He's unfortunately not. Just a liar and a prick in a time where we are easily fooled because of our few good options.
I was honestly excited to vote for him. I had a bumper sticker, which is something I hadn't done since Kucinich.
Gisele should primary him.

He forgor 💀

I thought if you married someone they get a green card?

It takes years even if you're legal. If you've committed any kind of crime, including working or being here illegally without a visa, you'll get denied
- From my personal experience, working is not necessarily an issue. As our lawyer put it, "everyone works, so don't stress about that". The things they seemed mostly concerned about were whether or not you entered the country legally, if you've overstayed your visa for reasons that would exclude you, and issues with the law.
  Some methods of entering the country are harder than others when it comes to the approval process, such as tourist visas.
Sometimes the process takes years. Sometimes decades.
- Took my ex something like 5 years and it was a pain in the aaaasssss.
At this point, I don't think having a green card matters anymore.
That's one path to it, but it's not nearly that simple.

I still cannot believe how wrong I was about John Fetterman.

He was different before his stroke. There are multiple studies that correlate frontal and midline lesions in the brain with right-wing authoritarianism.
https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rstb.2020.0137
https://www.ibroneuroscience.org/article/S0306-4522(25)00304-5/fulltext
- I guess but I feel like supporting Gaza genocide isn’t something you just stroke into.
Brain damage causes conservatism
In our hate for Dr Oz, we accidentally raised up a separate monster.
- Turns out both options were horrible monsters. As is tradition.
- I mean, I thought he was the best option during the primary, that was definitely wrong. And not everything can be blamed on the stroke.
- yeah now we have fetterman and oz is still in government.
the alternative wouldve been MEMHET oz, but oz is in a position to do more harm than fetterman right now, it was a lose lose situation.
- All we ever see on our ballots is two evils to pick from.
You and me both sister
He started with a 180, and now I'm so dizzy I feel like Alice in Wonderland.

people say he changed for the worse after his stroke, but it seems like he was always a bad politician and a teensy beensy bit of a freak who chased a black jogger with a shotgun.

so i feel its less that he turned bad and more like he got worse

Abolish fetterman, he's a lunatic and pathological liar. He only won his seat cause he ran a fake campaign as a Democrat then dramatically pulled a u turn on us.

Also he dresses like a slob, grow up fAtterman

I don't think he ran a fake campaign, I think he had a stroke and it changed his personality. We don't realize how much our brains create who we are.
- Yeah his wife divorced him I think cause he changed so much
- I mean he was already a nepo baby prick pretending to be blue collar. And he very clearly had issues with people of color and firearms.
  But I think the stroke made him feel more emboldened to not have to listen to others or made him more over confident in his own mental fortitude. It sure makes it look like he never intended to actually help anyone, and I think he would have just hid it better pre-stroke.
I guess I shouldn't ever run for office because I hate wearing suits and don't respect the office or the government enough to make myself uncomfortable for those assholes.
Also he was running against fucking Dr. Oz
I'm 100% with ya until the dressing part. I don't care how people dress as long as they get the job done (see Zelensky). Now, he is a fuckwad for running on one platform and flipping to the other, but that's unrelated to his dress code. I remember thinking he was a good one for not giving a shit about appearances and only about making people's lives better.
- Zelensky's outfit is very deliberate. Before the war he was clean shaven and wearing full suits like any other national leader. His beard is short, but groomed, and he typically wears fatigues or hoodies. In either outfit, his clothes are in excellent condition. It's a good balance between looking professional and showing his people that he's right there with them.

"Fuck you, got mine."

those guys

Every "conservative" is a closet narcissist. The only difference is they now feel comfortable tearing the mask off and no longer hiding behind the presumption they possess empathy or want what's best for other people.
- Idk about every conservative. Take Trump for example.
  There's nothing closeted about his narcissism.

ICE is a bunch of cowards. If they were really removing violent and scary undocumented immigrants who break the law and don't pay taxes, you'd hear about more shootouts with ICE. Instead, it's farmers and young families who are working, or their kids. It's such a pity such these cowards got such a huge funding bump.

ICE is a bunch of cowards.
Like all fascists.
Fuck ICE. The people that sign up for that sham of an organization peaked in high school and are mad at the world because of their irrelevance. Nobody loves or cares for these people. They exist to inflict pain to fill a void where a personality, ambitions, and empathy should be. They have nothing to give or contribute to the world.

It says the wife "WAS" undocumented. I don't care enough to look up what happened there.

She spent 15 years here illegally after overstaying a visa. As a side note, 40% of people here illegally overstayed visas and did not cross a border by illegal means.
https://www.bloomberglinea.com/english/gisele-fetterman-spotlights-her-history-as-undocumented-migrant/

You know someone's no longer talking in good faith when they use words like "inappropriate and outrageous" to describe the suggestion of abolishing a department that didn't exist 25 years ago. This is someone consciously and openly attempting to shift the Overton Window so that they don't keep getting called on to defend the indefensible.

John "Trump Signs Are PA's State Flower" Fetterman not talking in good faith? Say it ain't so!
My favorite Fetterman moment was when he castigated Democrats for mentioning trump's felony convictions, saying we were supposed to be the party of "forgiveness and redemption". Imagine consciously throwing away a political advantage like your opponent's crimes - it's like refusing to blink when your opponent throws sand in your eyes.

Jesus, John -- quit being a senator and just go record podcasts in your truck for a living.

Omg I would hate to be inappropriate and outrageous!!!

Nah, then he'll watch. 🤢

Seriously fuck John Fetterman. What a bag of turds.

Turds'd make better fertilizer, but he'll do.

Gisele should primary him.

Wish there was a 25th amendment for senators. This dude’s brain is melting out his ears
- Nah, I think the whole progressive thing was his wife’s influence.
  I’ve met too many assholes from York county who are just like him.

One more stroke & he’s back as a progressive.

Monkey Paw:
He becomes so progressive, he's now support giving voting rights to AI.
Yes, each instance of Siri, each instance of Gemini, all get a vote.
And now Tim Apple becomes POTUS. (Because the US has the biggest iPhone Marketshare)
🫠
- Bitcoin mining rigs would all become thousands of AI instances and people would be touting how many votes they got...
- You think that replacing trump, even with Tim Apple, would be a bad thing????

If his wife really is an immigrant someone should report that. Maybe a lot. Just so ice has all the info.

She's apparently a good person who's as outraged at his behavior as the rest of us, so maybe don't do that.
And then call the local PD. 🍿
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Malcom Kenyatta 2028

this mfer played for both teams

No need to abolish ICE, just return it to what it was in 2015 or so.

We don't need essentially a whole new authoritarian police with more funding than any other such agency ever and more than two branches of the military, with ability to grab anyone at all with impunity (no due process required if they claim to think the target is not a citizen) and seemingly working to be able to also remove citizenship formally from people.

I respectfully disagree with the first statement, we need to dismantle all authoritarianisms. That also means dismantling any ability to seize and grab power.
Why not return it to where it was in 2002? We dont need a gestapo.

Maybe he's sick of her