British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.
BA crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy
This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere
This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.
https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/
It's unlikely to be up to anywhere else's standards. I can't imagine the Grauniad publishing it. And while the FT's crossword is famous for being pink and hard in the morning, I doubt they'd find space for it either.
God, that article was awful to read with The Sun pushing other articles between every damn paragraph.
It's a desperate plea to stay engaged. They have no actual understanding of how people work and so they resort to "bombard and overwhelm".
Their bosses booked the team into the Motel Mo.om in the Italian city of Milan but had confused it with the nearby Mo.om Hotel.
I'm surprised that two hotels in the same area are allowed to have essentially the same name.
I mean if you were in charge of that kind of thing wouldn't you leave it this way on purpose just for the fun of it?
Hennimooooooooore !!
If you check out the motel's web page, they even share the same building and email address.
"Ooh, our normal rooms are overbooked, would you mind one of our sex themed rooms?"
That's the most simple explanation.
Another user posted that they share the same building too lol
I just checked these on the map. If it’s the same one in the article they are the same building complex. It would be super easy to book the wrong one, it’s not like they’re across town from each other. They’re part of the same “storefront”.
I found the Motel mo. om web site. It seems to belong to Mo. om hotels...
The article stinks like a publicity stunt. And while the Motel is sex themed and has hourly rates, it looks nice.
Go to https://www.motelmoom.com/
Click on contatti
Oooh, info@moomhotel.com
It's just a sex themed part of the hotel in less prude Italy.
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn...
Honey it was awful. I'm so exhausted, I couldn't sleep a wink in that horrible place. I went to use the bathroom and like 12 different people tried to felate me. Terrible, just terrible.
Oh, boo fucking hoe
Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it
I respect owning the funny typo.
New phrase just dropped!
And they're complaining?!
They're British.
If I was responsible for the safety and wellbeing of a flying tube with 200 people in it, I would absolutely be pissed about not being able to get a proper rest.
Why does this never happen to me?
"Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.
Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can't last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall...."
The likely reality is these aren't attractive people you want to have sex with.
Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.
Around day three, things get a bit hallucinaty. Sometimes you gotta take a disco nap to keep fresh
Fairly unsurprising conclusion, really.
The article says they couldn't work the next day because of the noise... Sure...
I mean... If they could sleep through that... 🫡
I mean, who hasn’t accidentally been booked into a sex dungeon and kept awake by a 24-hour orgy?
There's nothing worse than a Tuesday.
At least 12 staff were made to stay in the seedy hub, which boasts a vagina-shaped spa bath.
What fragrances were available?
Gwenith Paltrow enters the chat.
......oh no.
Get yersen a whiff o' mah chuffty!
That is quite wild.
"I can't fly the plane today, someone was doing some flogging and puppy play in the next room all night long, and the barking and screaming kept me up".
"So since I'm already here, I might as well at this hotel"
"Hey Girl. Do you know why we call it the 'cockpit'?"
There's so many jokes here... where to start...
Tie them down first. That way you can get paid for the full session.
Show of hands.
Who here thinks this was actually an accident?
"accidentally"
That article is everything what I expect from the sun...
Fuckin' hot, right?
“Mistakenly”
Yeah baby.wav
Images you can hear lol
Sure they did
Best I can do is seventeen minutes.
Whoa there stud.
And the crew said "THANK YOU!!!"
Do where was this? What's the cover cost?
Soooo, when in Rome?
Something something time warp right?
The sun eh?
Lol Kate Flannery is in that
Someone hook this guy up with Er Nasir.
Came looking for copper. Found contempt.
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