They're unstoppable

This is the only exception I can think of:

What about this bald little shit
- Overpowered at pure fucking hatred
- That's an A-grade anvil magnet. You got a licence for that??

Hey! Vsauce, Michael here. Did you know I can kick your ass? But what does it mean to kick? And what is an ass? Turns out, kicking means fucking and ass means your mom.

Krillin is very much stoppable.

He's still the strongest human alive. By Terrestrial standards, he's indestructible.
- Master Roshi ain't dead yet.
- If you count Gohan, Trunks, 17, 18, and Tien as humans, which they all are to some degree, he's def not the strongest of his species. He is way up there though, and 7th place isn't even close, but special K is for sure not the strongest.

Where's Homer ? I've seen the guy fall hundreds of meters and not die

(Also hot wife)

Wait, Marge is a hotwife?
Brb, I'm, err, going to look for...things? unrelated to this conversation.
- Nah, she's a feeder

joku
One Punch Man's hair fell out from his extreme work out routine (that isn't extreme at all). So like a reverse Goku.
you can't go ssj7 without a hair boner

Those of you questioning Krilling - he's not op in fighting, just in the babe department.

To be fair, I believe he IS the strongest pure human in DBZ cannon, so in some sense he's OP in fighting. Just not against the show's usual villains after the OG Dragon Ball lol
- He's not even OP against the villains IN the OG Dragon Ball. He gets his ass handed to him by a Red Ribbon Army guy.
- He also invented the destructodisc, which is what technically felled Frieza the first time, and works even on enemies as strong as perfect cell. It's just that cell has crazy regeneration.
He is the champion of dying.
- yamcha
Or like the kids say: extremely op on the rizz
- rizzop

None of them match god though.

Yet no one is called Baldwin.

I like your style.
- Well, I dig your style, too, man. Got the whole cowboy thing going.

Or are they?

i know 2 and 3 are known for their sauce and 4 for cleaning it

No Samuel L. Jackson?

Krillin

Overpowered

Okay yamcha

Why does nobody kill yamcha!? -- Joey Wheeler
- Vegeta killed Yamcha once, and Buu killed him a second time.
  Technically it wasn't even Vegeta, it was just the little green men that Vegeta and Nappa had seeds for.
  Krillian was actually alive to see that death.
  As for the death by Buu, that was being turned to chocolate and then being eaten.
  Krillian still has him beat on number of deaths, picking up an extra death on planet Namak.

Because extra testosterone is linked to hair loss. Working out heavily creates extra testosterone. At some point most men have to choose between keeping their hair or having a functional dick.

All the people in ops pic chose their dick!

You missed one.

Charles Schulz: "I don't think of it as not having hair, I think of it as being hair that is so blond that it's not seen very clearly, that's all."

Unstoppabald*

Baldness can either cripple you, or make a man of you.

Once you accept it. Rock it. Own it... well, IT at least doubles in size, results may vary.

I will not be taking questions, please refer to the Mr. Sins. If he is not available, Sir Stewart will happy to demonstrate on your mother.

Honestly I think you're right. The guys who accept and own their baldness achieve a higher level of self confidence and it shows in how we perceive them
- The bald dude who runs the bike shop that's turning my bichael into a micycle? He's one of the happiest dudes I know.