Saudi Arabia rolls out customized mobile McDonald's for Trump visit

This cant be fucking real can it
- Sadly it is.

His preference for McD stuff just confirms how tasteless Trump is.
- I have a theory. His obsession with McDonald's over any other fast food chain is mostly because his first name is Donald. I think his childish narcissism extends beyond plastering his last name on everything he owns.
- I disagree, they have nice things, except with recipes designed to cause thirst.
  
  If you consider McD food "nice", I really feel sorry for you.
  
  Aren't the drinks free? Why would they want to cause thirst?

I am expecting big business to send prostitutes as their representatives to Trump when they want something. Flirtation, boobs, and so forth are more than enough to make Trump sign away everything that America has.
- they have to look like ivanka
  
  Bonus points if they are Ivanka.

I love how the saudis are treating the orange shitbag like a toddler.
“Do you want the plane that goes brrrr? We put the big screen to watch foxy newsy :)”
“Oh oh do you hear this sound? Yes! It’s the mcdonny truck! Choof choof!”
- *Arabs not Saudis. The plane thing is from Qatar.
  
  Apologies. Arabs felt too generic and I was hoping nobody will notice. :)
- Qatar is not Saudi Arabia, in fact there was a huge feud and blockade between the two not too long ago. Do you think all Arabs are the same? They even speak different dialects with different phonologies.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qatar%E2%80%93Saudi_Arabia_diplomatic_conflict
  
  Woah woah, hold your horses cowboy 🙌 I was tryin to be funny. No of course no, I lived with arab people in an arab neighbourhood, I’m well aware.
  That said tho…….
  Gulf countries are very similar I’ve been told (never been). Kinda like german and austrian people, spanish and italian, nordic and sweden, scottish and irish people. Indistinguishable. /s
  
  Why don’t you dial back your Karen radar for one second and just let people speak normally online without some grammar/whatever Nazi come in here stirring up shit.
  
  I know Lawrence of Arabia, which one was he?

America is a fucking joke
- The fat american needs his shitty fat american food or he won't be a happy little piggy. They must be laughing their fucking asses off.
  
  We elected Augustus Gloop, my dude.
  
  And when a Trump's face lit up with glee, it only made them laugh harder.

I know it's fun to use this sort of thing to bag on the Saudis and on Trump, and I'm a fan of neither, but just wanted to point out that this kind of thing is pretty common.
It's just a food truck. Sure it's a bit bigger than your average food truck, but that are catering to larger crowds. I've seen these at events across Europe, and in Australia. I'm sure there's plenty trundling around the States as well.
- I think what we find funny here is that it's McD.. You'd usually bring out fancier stuff for a head of state. You know, refined stuff made by a chef, not sloppy fast food.
  
  McD is pretty much the height of American cuisine, lol.
- As a lifelong USian I have never seen a McDonald’s food truck in my entire life (yes we do food trucks here). Presumably because McDonalds already has a location anywhere that one could possibly want a shitty ripoff burger.
  
  Looks like they've even got one for when the local restaurant gets blown away. https://corporate.mcdonalds.com/corpmcd/our-stories/article/mcrig-hurricane-ian.html
- By Saudis do you mean all 25 million citizens or just the government?
  
  I did mean the government, and by Trump I meant the current administration under Trump.
  But now you mention it, I can't think of a single Saudi person I'm a fan of, despite working there on and off for some time.

That is the slyest insult possible.
Here you demented rapist pig, eat some of your cheap ass greasy snoutmeat patties out of a box! You like that don't you! Yeah you do! Yeah you do!
It's 100% guaranteed to work.
- And the best part of it is that they're too dumb to understand it's an insult
  
  Hell, they'll look them straight in the eye with greasy lips smiling wide and sincerely say, "Thank you."
- is it an insult if they actually love it

“Strap it to my new plane.”

That's crazy and it will absolutely work.
- Qatar kicking themselves right now realizing they offered too much.
  
  "We could have just bought him a Big Mac..."
  
  Not at all. All they've done is double pinky swear promise about all this investment. I would bet €10 only 2 or 3 things planned already go forward.
  
  Lmaoo

What a fucking pig, and the entire world sees it.

Why bother? .... just fly the dirt bag to Arizona and tell him he's in Riyadh ... go visit a local mosque or something ... he won't know or care ... snap a photo and tell him and all his MAGA morons that he was in Riyadh and had a McD's there
It's not like these idiots like to follow reality anyway.

next uae will make a mobile mcdonalds airship that comes with drones to deliver without landing.

Burger Force One
- Air Force Bun
  
  Air Forcemeat One.
  (I had to pick last.)

Who wants to bet on which country will pull out all the stops and just have someone there to suck his dick?
- A country where the age of majority is less than 18. So they can find someone young enough for trump's liking
  
  Keep an eye out for Ivanka look-a-like contests
  
  You mean like the vast majority of the world and all but 10 US states? Don't look up age of consent. For god's sake don't look at Western Europe.
  (You meant "age of consent", not "age of majority".)
- russia, putin will force one of his underling to do it.
- You think it works still? He's a morbidly obese old man
  
  with viagra or cialis probably. he is well known to have very poor vision and he has prescribed glasses, but doesnt use them for fear of looking weak.

Isn't this the same administration that declared meals on wheels to the poor elderly was waste, fraud, and abuse?
It's obvious dear leader needs to get his favorite sandwich the Filet O' Fascism.
And wash it down with a Sham(of a presidency) Shake.
- I don't think that Saudi Arabia has a "meals on wheels" program. Or if they do it would likely be named something else.

lol nothing says "Trump is our bitch now" better than this

Wasn't one of his reasonings that its so predelant that you can get a mcdonald's anywhere at a drop and no one would be able to do anything to your food because they Wouldn't know which one you would use.
So now there will be one mcdonald's in the whole country they know he will use... Not very safe anymore.
- Saudi Arabia wouldn't dare do anything to Trump when it hosts and is surrounded with US bases and troops.
  
  I don’t think any nation hostile to democracy/US interests would dare do anything to Trump in general. Something like a third of Americans voted to destroy their own country. Why would the Saudis want us to not shoot ourselves in the foot?
  How much was paid out over Khashoggi’s death?

Mobile McDonalds is crazy work lmao

Shame Trump has a poor taste in food. Local cuisine is infinitely tastier and healthier. Okay maybe not much healthier.

Gross

Does he actually like that crap? I thought it was a show because he thought his base would eat up him liking that crap as well as making the elites who are used to 5 star chefs eat that cheap shit at white house events.
Unless this is also part of that act and they'll make a show of ordering and sending some intern to pick it up and verbally abuse the workers, and then maybe make the interns eat it while he actually eats good food.
- yes, he forced his admin in his first to eat a large mcdonalds cater, he uses the secret services to deliver the food.
  
  seeing rfk forced to eat it was a bit funny
- Trump actually loves it, not a joke. He's obsessed because, for a long time, fast food was cleaner. Unfortunately Trump's image of McDonald's and other fast food is stuck in 1960
  
  Someone mentioned he had fear of chefs and fast food was safer. Not sure of true
  
  During his first term, if you were invited to the Whitehouse, there was a better than even chance he'd have a stack of McDonald's burgers there to serve you.
- I mean he puts ketchup on steak so Im not sure if he cares what the ketchup is on as long as its dry and tasteless

Will he be "working" again in there or what?

Bringing back the McDLT? The Donald Loser Trump?
- I'm sorry but you sound like Archer trying way too hard to make the joke work...
  
  ... come back to me, I can do better
  
  Wait... I had something for this.

I hope for their sake they put in a ball pit... and pulled Ronald and Grimace and Hamburglar out of retirement for the occasion