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The Onion @midwest.social

As US Military Leadership Crumbles, Chinese Leaders “Kind of Curious” if They Could Take Nebraska

  • Irony here is that the red states demand leas government and lower taxes, so the federal structure is being weakened, which will lead to the blue states forming compacts for mutual aide to compensate. Which means in 10 years the red states will start whining that they aren’t in the compacts and demand FEMA.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Texas Republican Party ‘Near Civil War’ as State House Debates Gun-Based Abortions

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    Trump Threatens 40% Tariffs on Ireland Unless Bono Wins ‘Amazing Race’ This Year

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    New EU Resolution Decrees All Mentions of “Country With a Tiny Penis” Be Replaced with “Country With a Tiny Penis”

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    Floridians “Worried” As Trump Asks Supreme Court for a Preemptive Ruling Whether He Can Nuke the State

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    Journalists Demand More Synonyms for Stupid as Trump Administration Enters Third Month in Office

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    Budget Concerns As IRS Layoffs Cause Americans to Remember Over 65 Million Additional Dependents

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    LiteCoin Announces Smaller, Less Popular Efficiency Office to Capitalize on DOGE Success

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    Entire Nation Unsure How to Act as Trump Frees Detained American Held in Russia

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    Republican Leadership Concerned Its “Mountain Dew Baja Blast” Caucus May Divide Party on Greenland Name Change

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    China Demands US Slow Its Collapse and Stick to Chinese Timetables.

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    Republican Leadership Outraged as Colombia Announces a 75% Tariff on Cocaine

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    Americans Unite Around New Soda Flavor: “Pepsi Despair”

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    As Finding Out Quickly Approaches, Republican Voters Remain Delighted with the Fucking Around

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    Shock and Outrage at Latest Actions by White House

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    White House Highlights Number of Straight White Males in Cabinet as Charges of Diversity Mount

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    Growing Concern Among America’s Adversaries They Forgot Bribe Payments to Cause This Much Chaos

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    Conservatives Taking Long Looks in the Mirror as Measures Aimed at Gays and Transexuals Hurting Them and Their Families

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    Republican Leadership Concerned as Strategic Fear Stockpiles Running Low

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    US Economy Heating Up as Russian Firm Seeks 400,000 Temporary Workers for “Occupational Work”