Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' funeral

When my grandpa used to visit every Tuesday, he would join us for dinner, then some coffee after dinner. We would sit on the couch and chat a bit and at some point grandpa would fall asleep. The rest of us just went about our evening, watching some TV, playing a game, just chatting or whatever. After an hour or so, he would wake up, slap his knee, tell us it was a great evening and head home.

It was actually kind of sweet how that old man would fall asleep. That's why you don't fucking elect grandpa to run the country.

Back when I was in vocational school, I used to visit grandma often on the way home. We'd eat, play cards and drink coffee, then she'll start watching bold and the beautiful on tv and fall asleep on rocking chair while I'd take a nap on sofa. I miss those times
The knee-slapping before leaving transcends cultures. Classic.

Sleepy Don.

Hope Biden took the chance to take a selfie next to sleeping beauty with #whossleepynow.

drowsy donnie.
droopy donnie for those who 'know' him.
- In the biblical sense?
He’s praying.
I’m joking, of course, but I’m sure there are people saying this.

Did the pope even thank him for showing up to his funeral???

Better questions is if he wanted him at the funeral
“I just had a great phone call with him”

He's just showing that he's the least woke

I see !dadjokes@lemmy.world is leaking again.

I'm genuinely shocked he didn't burst into flames on entering the place.

this has been the greatest proof against higher powers for me. too few evil fucks autocombusting
A place that has protected child abusers? Seems more like his place.
That would require religion to be correct and its god to actually do anything. Neither of those things are true.

Fucking sleepy Joe, amiright?

Dozing Donny
- OK you win

Oh the blue was his power move to make sure everybody knows he's not like the rest of them.

...and that was all the power he had. Being a full time dick is hard.

Yeah, amazing how that just gets glossed over. It's a funeral, everyone's wearing black and he shows up in blue? Goes without saying, but can you imagine Fox News if a Democrat did that?
- Not a tan suit though.
Prince William also wore a blue suit, so did many others if you watch the actual video of the event.
- Seem a lot darker than Trump's suit
- He’s being criticized too. Everyone that showed up in something other than black is a narcissistic dumbfuck.
Being a full time dick is hard.
It's obviously exhausting.
More likely he shit his diaper and it ruined the black suit so he had no choice but the blue.
red maga suit wouldve been based , especially while sleeping

Drowsy Donnie is what many people are calling him

I'm certain the orange shitstain was drooling too.
- Mango Mussolini, don't picture him in a bikini.

“Sleepy Joe,” huh

I mean it is Bidens fault he fell asleep
- Thanks obama
Every accusation is a confession.

Hopefully his is next.

get a bunch of clowns to be his pallbearers

Why is he even there? Where is DOGE? We are moving to isolation. Why be involved in anything? I want my tax dollars for this back.

It's not waste if tax dollars benefit the rich and powerful, less only wasfe if the tax dollars benefit the American people

Probably with full diapers...

Well, did the Pope even say ‘thank you’?

Did you see the pope's ridiculous costume? Couldn't even wear a suit to his own funeral.

That’s our president

He's not the blathering idiot we need; he's the blathering idiot we deserve.
- Sad but true.
Change the channel, Melania!

How ironic would it have been on a scale of 1 to 100 if he'd had a stroke and died during the service lol

it would make me reconsider faith....
I mean not long but still
- God exists, and He has a pretty dark humour
Would have made a believer out of me

Another reason I'm glad to be off reddit. I still check the front page with no account, and they posted a wider image, With many in the crowd in blue. To me it looked altered, like one of those black and white colorized photos. I really can't tell. The comments were full of people defending this.

I truly can't tell whats real sometimes, but why tf would you wear blue? Even if more did.. why? Match your wife dude- culturally in the states we wear black.

As a mother it's giving: "I don't care what (your friends) others are doing, My "president" (kid) should have more decency than this"

Obligatory fuck 2025 Reddit

Culturally in the states? I believe the funeral was in the Vatican, so follow their cultural rules (which happen to coincide), not yours.
- Heads of state generally keep their cultural garb at meetings regardless of country. It's why it was double stupid to insult Zelenskyy the way they did. But this faux pas is a distraction. There's no use wasting energy on Trump's outfit when he's deporting infants who are us citizens.

Did he already demand the next Pope to be American?

Actually, he said he'd be a great Pope.
- Some people say he would be a great Pope. The best Pope.
Bernie for Pope!

Asleep and not wearing the traditional black at a funeral because you know he wanted to stand out since everything is about him.

This guy…

Prince William also wore a blue suit
- That's a dark blue suit though, matching the dress code. Trump wore a much brighter blue.
Does he even own a (black) suit?
- I mean, I'm pretty sure he could get one quickly... He's got plenty of money from all the bribes he's been soliciting...

Credit: https://bsky.app/profile/criminalsimpsons.com/post/3lnqubrxnyc2a

Should post that in https://sh.itjust.works/c/simpsonsshitposting
That’s bloody brilliant

The Doctor using sexism to control the government
- Wasn't that a reference to Thatcher? Not women in general.
- You clearly missed the point of that scene.

Hey, It's hard to stay awake during the day. He had a full day of doing nothing.

nothing? not even golfing?
- He is required to do that everyday. That way we know he is fit bc he wins all the tournaments.

He's OBVIOUSLY Resting his EYES! Look how BRIGHT it is!

-People who called him SLEEPY JOE while he was Riding a Bike!

At least in the the coffin they close your mouth.

Drowsy Don...Sad!

Sleepy DonOLD Trump

Such a bad AI upscale, doesn't even look like him.
- Also, what's happened to Melania, with her veil and look of loathing?

They need to do the equivalent of a bouquet throw at the wedding to find out if Trump is next

You either die hero or live long enough to become sleepy Joe.

Destroying democracy must be tiring

And we're talking about him. That is exactly what a narcissist wants. Doesn't matter if it's good or bad, he wants you to talk about him.

Fuck that orange cancer. Let's ignore his disgusting ass.

What a fucking moron.

What an embarrassment. A fat, bloated, idiot, embarrassment.

Hmm I thought he was having an inconspicuous wank. There is allegedly not much to wank so he could probably pull it off without raising much trouble.I am só so sorry.

Wakes up suddenly .... jumps up and starts clapping and pumping his fists in the air .... YES! YES! ... LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!! AMERICA!!!!

Where? I see the big rat. I don't see Trum.....ohhhh! In blue! Well it though it was a big rat.

This song is dedicated to that guy in the white house it's called we hate you please die

His gravestone will be hidden to prevent constant vandalism
- It will be the world's most popular urinal !
Sweet. I love this one.

Im still laughing what the fuck is he doing

Me hearing about Trump.

Hope he meets a violent end soon. Hope this country gets some competent leaders soon too. That criminal and his associates deserve the worst form of justice.

This situation we are in is the culmination of Capitalism and two nearly identical parties driving the United States for the past 2XX years.

Hopefully the day he nods off like this and doesn’t wake up is coming soon.

vs. Zelenski in the white house.

Do we have a video of this pose for like 30 seconds or anything?

Or is this like a mid-yawn capture?

Even then, have some decency and at least yawn behind a hand or arm, and don't sit like a petulant toddler.
Which is what this guy basically is.

Listen once you've gotten to his age, you've been to a lot of funerals. They're all the same, nothing exciting happens, and the guest-of-honor definitely could not care less.

You'd think he'd know how to dress for one.

Slob.

Awww lil guy is all tuckered out.

Also I’m told leading a hostile Nazi takeover is exhausting

Somebody needs to make a AI slop out of this where Trump is singing "Oh Danny Boy".

I cannot stop being utterly convinced that this guy is just funny valentine

steel ball run confused the fuck out of me like this guy went from fat and ugly to absolutely bae and Gucci
- There are some questionable acts that can be done at a reasonable price

WHAT DID IT SAY

The narcoleptic fart factory hard again at work, everybody

Nothing wrong with being old and getting some shuteye.

Except being a raging douche canoe exempts you from approved old people naps
- And that’s why it is stupid to mock this idiot for napping.

At least he wore a suit!

A blue one.
- Like Lula Da silva
  And many other people

Pretty sure that guy shit in his hat.

Well he did assassinate him (by proxy)

Well Vance is a psychic vampire, so probably.

Now we must be great, right? We great? I think we're great.

lmao

He should be arrested

Biden was a couple of rows behind him, and I was really hoping he'd reach forward and flick HitlerPig's ear and then sit up straight and look innocent.

Lives for sloppy steaks

He even has a nice padded spot to lay his head./s

never been to church before

I hate the guy, but honestly, this is too relatable. I can't hate him for this.

I would agree, except his "Sleepy Joe" attacks makes this go from relatable to being evidence of how much he sucks.
If his cult hadn't made comments about Zelensky's choice of clothing when visiting the White House, I'd not give two shits either.
More than happy to point out the hypocrisy, however.
- Hypothetical doesn't mean unrelatable lol
  But yah, the guy is a fuckwad for sure
  Update:
  \ Idk why this deserves down votes. I'm not sympathizing with him, and what I said doesn't support him.
  \ We've all been in a boring meeting or class where we've struggled to stay awake, having that one thing in common and mentioning it for lulz doesn't mean there are fewer reason to hate him or more (any) reasons to like him.

Ok, and?

He just doesn’t have the stamina needed to be president.

Obvious fake

Everyone when Biden barely strings a single coherent sentence together; OMG Joe good job.

Trump breathes; Why won't you die already you old creep?

I'm not a huge Biden fan by any means but I would argue he conquered his limitations where as Trump is defined by his.
The difference between persuasion and force. Or on the other end of the spectrum, the difference between mere arrogance and unabashed malice.
The man is at the Pope's burial ceremony and falls asleep.
For the god fearing Christian he claims to be he should be honored to even be in the vicinity of the pope.
This man is no Christian. He has no respect. None.
If you defend him (even a little) you're a terrible human. So imho the people wishing he would die, though not right, show the same respect he does towards others.
It's not about Biden anymore. Open your eyes.
Trump breathes... while sending people to death camps; Why won’t you die already you old creep?
FTFY