3mo ago

Absolutely unhinged snack suggestion

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Citrus fruit, egg whites and nutella? It probably looks worse then it actually is.
- Hard boiled egg whites with peanut butter, plus canned mandarins.
  Sounds awful although the macronutrients are probably decently healthy.
  
  Still pretty ok! (never seen canned mandarins before, why would anyone do this?)
But what do you do with all the loose yolks that leaves you with
- Cover them in anchovies and eat them with strawberry ice cream I guess.
  Oh and don't forget the garlic powder.
- Rollerball mice.
- Loose yolks. Heh
- Make pastries
Is that... Peanut butter inside a hard boiled egg? 🤢
- Honestly, I'm more concerned with the wasted yolks. Devilled Eggs probably taste a bit worse, but at least the yolk gets used in those, iirc
  
  When I wasn't a vegan I fucking loved devilled eggs. As long as the yolk is flavoured and seasoned well, its delicious. Its also the only time nobody will judge you for eating 3-6 whole eggs in a single sitting
this is what my toddler eats
- Toddler food is often a heaven sent for neurodivergent food emergencies.
  
  Unironically yes. I often find myself craving the deranged food combos I made as a kid, when I am overwhelmed
I thought this would be a thread where we post our unhinged snacks.
My goto smoothie:
1 banana
2 scoops of protein powder
3 heaping tablespoons of Benco cocoa powder
1 heaping spoon full of peanutbutter
2 cups of whole milk
Clocks in at about 1000 calories. It's great if you're the type of person who chronically forgets to eat
- But that sounds tasty, not demented like hard boiled eggs with possibly peanut butter inside!
- Nice. I'm a
  1 banana banana
  1/4 freeze peach
  1 std amount blueberries
  2 big spoon hemp hearts
  2 big spoon flax powder
  1 drink oat milk with the peas
  2 spoon pea protein powder
  peanut butter
  person, myself.
  
  So two bananas? Or one crazy banana?
That actually looks really good for some reason
- Are you perhaps pregnant, or maybe a dog?
  
  Neither, at least to my knowledge
I’d rip on it but I’m eating Alfredo pasta with decarbed cannabis in it right now and it tastes awful
- Soak the decarbed weed in warm butter or another oily ingredient for a few hours. Strain the butter using cheese cloth or fine mesh and then use the butter in the recipe. It will still have a distinct flavor but better texture for sure compared to herb.
  
  I used to do that now that I think of it and tried that with Alfredo and wasn’t quite as gnarly maybe I’ll get back on that. I got lazy cos I usually just do a firecracker after the decarb and that chocolate and peanut butter is so good at masking it. This one was particularly bad cos it’s got some tangie in it I think and that strain does not go well with edibles, at least to me
I do not want to know what that is
- Looks like eggs, tangerine, and peanut butter

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