If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen?
If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen?
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Tree
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Very painfully
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I think I'm probably going to die in a gutter somewhere
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I guess I'm not growing old
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I'm not sure I want to know...
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Whelp...
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I just hope I'm on the receiving end.
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Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...
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The deadliest kind of death
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I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.
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High stakes dance off. I never stood a chance against the wiley crustacean
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First I am. And then...
I'm not.
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I dont't know lulz
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SUPPLIES!
Or being thrown out of a second story window during karate lessons.
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It's fairly self explanatory
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Does it have any resemblance to Ice9?
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In some sketchy den with a khajiit
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I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.
I really shouldn't be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones...
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Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.
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Painfully, I'd assume
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Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.
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With a bang
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Some of you may die, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.
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Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves
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Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.
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Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.
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If you have a mouse, try Ctrl+left click or maybe click the mouse wheel. If it's a touchscreen, try long-pressing a link to get your new tab option.
And now you don't need an account for that site. Have a nice account death?
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I just got tired of always middle-clicking because I would inevitably forget to, close the tab I was using, and get annoyed. I actually ended up needing to post on that site eventually, so the account has purpose now, at least.
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So many ways...
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I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.
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Uhhhh.
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I am very satisfied with this outcome
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Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud
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🤷♂️
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A Japanese Math Rock band murders me
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Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work
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I probably say something
\ And it gets me in trouble
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you ever see those pictures of birds with their guts exposed and it being full of plastic?
thats this benzing ring (plastic)
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On an intelligent journey.
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Suicide I guess.
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No doubt, it would be an epic tale.
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Saving the world a lot.
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A horrible accident involving a pair of eyeglasses.
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Adorably.
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Oh, no…
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In a blaze of TexMex
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Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.
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Choked to death by the Canadian Prime Minister.
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His name is Candy and he has a good shot.
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Oh god
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RIP
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Self Explanatory actually.
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Brake failure on a mountain road.
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Yokai
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Sleeping with the fishes
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A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland
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Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.
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Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …
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