I like reminding my single friends that 73% of Americans are considered overweight. 41% are obese.
A shocking amount of my male friends are overweight or obese and refuse to date overweight women.
If this article is to be believed, you're safe.
I hope this includes the ones I import to the US because I can't live without my gold.
I'll never forgive Starbucks for what they did to Teavana!
That aside, I think anybody who ever tasted a triangle bag tea knows they're bad for you. They taste awful! Like plastic! I'm shocked they're still for sale.
He's in the wrong side of the class war for Biden to pardon him.
They already exist? I've never heard of them.
We don't know how long they've been together.
I would not want my first meeting with someone's mother to be on their deathbed. And as a grown woman, I wouldn't want my son's new piece of ass at my deathbed, either.
very ADHD and not very sensual
Ooh, finally, my very specific representation!
My wifi is Roll for Perception. My laptop is Roll Iniative.
Because the laptop is a mimic. If you can see it, you're in biting distance.
You all laugh, but this is a rare artifact known only to those of us allergic to corn.
This is the corny hand grenade of Antioch, and if you throw it at a person allergic to corn, we simply vanish from this plane.
Jokes on you tho. If you do that, you'll miss out on my killer loot.
I want to understand, intrinsically, and be able to manipulate to my liking, all the financial systems of the world.
At worst, I'd quickly become a well-paid accountant. At best, I'd become an extremely talented, untraceable, modern Robin Hood.
I've been playing Coral Island and I keep thinking... why am I not playing the superior game?
We can put a comfy sports bra on underneath so we don't have to deal with the bouncing when we run away.
I'm like the whitest woman I've ever met. Maybe if a bunch of us make posters with glitter paint like we're going to see a boy band and shower him with bras, our odds will go up both that he'll get one and keep it long enough, and that they'll assume we're "harmless."
...actually if we did the first part we could probably overwhelm them and free him.
This is sort of a shower thought because this morning I was using some shaving cream and I thought, if it turns out in 5 years this was giving me cancer, I wouldn't be surprised.
Comes out a goo, ejected from a can with force, immediately becomes a foam?
Do you have anything you use that you think might be too good to be true?
Mentally ill woman in my late 30s.
I'm here to help!
(Formerly of lemmy.world and of kbin.social before that.)