How small do you need to be to ride a cat?
How small do you need to be to ride a cat?
I mean they're not like horses I don't think they could carry a proportional tiny house amount of weight.
Depends on the size of the cat. I bet I could fit on a lion. But I'd probably be eaten by said lion.
Small enough to get eaten
Really? I mean, humans can ride horses and I think aa horse would struggle to eat an adult human being. For this example I am assuming that horses are predators and as such are equipped with claws and fangs of course.
Pumas and lynxes both go after things that are outweigh them several times over, so I maybe wouldn't count myself safe if I were small enough to ride a domestic cat
Also anecdotally, having lived with pet cats most of my life, god damn they are fast and they're stacked with more knives than the average kitchen. I would not want to fight a cat that was bigger than me.
And also, horses don't regularly go vertical, upside-down, climb trees, etc...
we are just a picnic basket they might need a snack for the trail.
lmao I commented the same thing before I read this
Small enough to be afraid to dismount.
Dismounting a horse is scary
Yes, but not because the horse has claws and likes playing with its prey before it kills it.
I'm pretty sure my cat would just flop over and refuse to move.
What if you were like muad'dib and you lured them in by going pspspsppspsp
She would just stare, unimpressed, and lay there like a lumpy sack of potatoes, mocking me.
Depends on the cat, you can ride a lion with mixed success
"On" the lion is more successful than "in" the lion.
Small enough to get eaten by said cat.Edit: nvm someone already said this lol, why am I always late to answering
Yeah well your comment is above theirs so you win.
If you ride the right cat, you can be pretty large. I'm pretty sure a lion could support my weight.
Get a bigger cat.
I'm sure you could ride a lion.
At least briefly
This should answer all your questions
Just when you think it can't get better than laser gal they hit you with cat atomic
if the cat can ride you at your size, imagine swapping sizes next.
I think How To Train Your Dragon was basically a documentary about this. I'd recommend sizing yourself similarly. You'd want to make sure you didn't bog down the maneuverability. I'd probably think GI Joe sized, possibly up to a barbie.
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