Great tee shirt with words of wisdom that I bet you never realized
Great tee shirt with words of wisdom that I bet you never realized
Proper uncensored version thanks to @baatliwala@lemmy.world
Couldn't find a wild uncensored version, so here's an edited version. #FuckCensorship
Ohhhh i thought it said duck and I was confused
What a quack.
I hold a duck once, didn't know it was that widespread.
Brag much.
If you post censored shit I'm going to PM you shittingdicknipples and lemonparty.
/shakes tiny fist wistfully
Pftt I’m not afraid of a drink!
Don't threaten me with a good time.
You'll touch my dick and you'll like it goddammit
I wonder what it says under that grey bar. No way to tell.
Counterpoint: a greater number have touched a vagina (but that framing doesn't obsess over a woman's sexual purity, so, clearly less important)
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Mine has also been up to the wrist in vagina, with moderate colon (limited to the digits). I let people know this before they shake my hand, in the spirit of transparency.
I should hope so. If somebody shook my hand and, while maintaining eye contact, and confessed they've been free-willying every pee of their life, hands behand their head, I would have to seriously reconsider our relationship.
Skin renews every vew days.
So what? And I also wash my hands regularly. The point still stands. It's not gross, it's just a fact.
I just stated a fact too.
Ah but is it still the same hand?
Every time you shake someone's hand, remember statistically some of them were fingering pussy or touching dick more recently than the last time they washed their hands. The more you know 🌈
Some have even tested the depths of a twat or two
It has to vary from person to person but I've never seen a sexual guide that discusses how deep in inches the canal is
As all things should be (unless unwanted)
Thank god
thats why i dont shake hands anymore.
This is why I force everyone to let me shake their hand
Me too. When in a social situation where it unavoidable I do it but then always wonder how many dicks has this hand handled
While I was shaking it.
profound.
Never thought about it but obviously everyman has had a dick in his hand for obvious reasons. And all females old enough for sexual interactions have had one in their hand. This is now stuck in my head. The next time I shake the hand of a woman I am going to wonder how many dicks she has had in that hand.
Hey, uh, don't refer to male humans as "men" and then female humans as "females" like that. It's kinda dehumanizing.
Like, I get calling men, "males" and women "females", because I'll do that sometimes (I claim fur-brain as my defense, because calling anthro characters "man" or "woman" is weird); but try not to do the thing where you say "men" then "females" as if we're a complete different species. That's... just... not appropriate in a normal context.
You're assuming all women of sufficient age have had sex, which is just not true. Many women (and men) don't have an interest in sexual activity, or haven't had an opportunity to engage in it, regardless of age.
everyman
females
Everywomen/everymales
all [women] old enough for sexual interactions have had one in their hand.
Nah.
Gonna has to go piece by piece through this:
obviously everyman has had a dick in his hand for obvious reasons.
This line is trans-exclusive, which would probably be given a pass by all but the most ardent trans-inclusive commenters, but still not great.
And all females
Dude. There are some times when an argument is made that saying "females" is not inherently objectifying, especially in a scientific, military, or other setting where people are categorized that way, with the significant difference being consistency (e.g. man/woman, male/female, etc). Using one then the other strips all that away and makes it seem like referring to women as "females" is just your normal tendency, which strongly suggests the objectifying behavior.
And all females old enough for sexual interactions have had one in their hand.
This is just obviously wrong, as plenty of lesbians, asexual people, or those with lack of access to sexual connections with others have not had a dick in their hands, and that is not an insignificant percentage of women, I'd imagine.
The next time I shake the hand of a woman I am going to wonder how many dicks she has had in that hand.
As if to underline the "females" comment, it's pretty telling that you feel it worth mentioning that you're going to wonder how many dicks were in the hands of women, but not men (especially funny since any man you meet has most likely had a dick in his hand more recently than a woman).
Sometimes it is difficult to notice your own biases, so I hope this makes you think about what leads you toward thinking like this, and just general self-reflection.
And some men sit to pee
There are so many issues with this comment. Judgy and naïve in the best interpretation.
I hate that OP is on my radar now but they seem to be constantly testing the bigotry waters, seems like possible ban evasion as well
bro is gonna loose it when he learns about lesbians
Men/Women Male/Female
Those are the pairings you wanted. But, for fun, try swapping them next time and see what kind of attitude folks get.
Male/Women
Do it. Rustle some jimmies.
LOL. The politically correct police are on your ass tonight!
I cannot believe the seriousness of these replies. What is it the kids say? "Touch grass"?
Pretty sure it's "eat ass".
It is amazing how so many people cannot simply joke around. Politics so consume their lives every single thing in life is viewed only in that context. And not only cannot they not simply joke around they are on a mission to impose their views on anyone who disagrees with them. What a sad way to go through life. Social media in general is all a joke. And this group specifically is all about just getting a laugh.