There is only one way to show Grand Ma that you love them. Some light environmental destruction.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. We get the absurdity of a puppet and the entertainment of a puppet throwing insults at Trump.
I imagine Ted Cruz crawled out of the spawning pits.
Only is Starscream gets to be the VP
The United States of America is now known as X.
If Trump wins and dies before taking office would be a lot worse then Biden dieing.
Before Trump's body is even cold there would be endless amount of conspiracies that Democrats killed Trump. The only saving grace would be Trump's VP and other blood suckers all have diarrhea for brains and lack the charisma to take advantage of the situation.
chaos goblins.
Thank you very much. A new character idea.
On behalf of all us plebs, we thank you for finding a billionaire to sacrifice.
Wolverine, Batman, Birdman, and Vulture all have to be played by Michael Keaton.
Wolverine cut themselves in half
New Wolverine "I am Batman."
Original Wolverine "Oh shit...I will have to try again."
New, new Wolverine "I am the Vulture."
Original Wolverine "Third time is the charm!"
New, new, new Wolverine "I am Birdman!"
Original Wolverine "Ah fuck this."
What about a Queue Mob?
Simple, tells you that they like to line up, and probably very orderly.
For those who have time, someone's extremely detailed life at Elan and the impact it had on their life.
Be careful what you say. Some moron is going to try to show us there is a bottom.
Have you ever joined a British mob? They are quite orderly. The British will line up in a queue to take turns with goals of the mob.
They are only pro-Israel in because an united Israel will help kick off the events in the Book of Revelations.
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A photograph of Ernie smiling quite happily. Ernie is holding a plant.
Text underneath says I like to use my victims as fertilizer to grow small plants, which I then send to the victim's family as a condolence present. Most people neglect potted plants they receive as gifts. So, in a way, it's like they're letting their children die all over again.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.myserv.one/post/9823448
> Driving the news: The high court voted 8-1 in favor of Starbucks in a case the company filed against the National Labor Relations Board involving the so-called Memphis 7, a group of unionizing workers who said they were unlawfully fired after they appeared in a TV news segment. > > - Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, who's effectively become the court's lone labor supporter, wrote the dissent. > > - The decision will make it harder for the NLRB, the agency that administers the national labor law, to go after employers for violating its rules.
Driving the news: The high court voted 8-1 in favor of Starbucks in a case the company filed against the National Labor Relations Board involving the so-called Memphis 7, a group of unionizing workers who said they were unlawfully fired after they appeared in a TV news segment.
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Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, who's effectively become the court's lone labor supporter, wrote the dissent.
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The decision will make it harder for the NLRB, the agency that administers the national labor law, to go after employers for violating its rules.
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Top image is Poochie on a bicycle slam dunking a basketball in a radical manner. The Sega logo is covering Poochie's face.
The writing on the bottom of the image says "Sega does what"
The bottom image is Ralph Wiggum sitting at a Coleco computer with an image of a cat and the letters C T. Ralph is trying to spell CAT.
The bottom text says "Super Nintendo Chalmers-Don't"
TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — A wayward kangaroo was corralled safely by sheriff's deputies Thursday after it was spotted hopping around the pool area of a Florida
A man in Oakland, California, disrupted web development around the world in 2016 by deleting 11 lines of code.
Mr Giuliani filed for bankruptcy last month after he was ordered to pay $148m to Georgia election workers he defamed
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/11251965
> Mr Giuliani filed for bankruptcy last month after he was ordered to pay $148m to Georgia election workers he defamed > > Donald Trump’s former lawyer Rudy Giuliani has listed a claim against the one-term president over unpaid legal fees in a new bankruptcy filing. > > The ex-New York City mayor includes a “possible claim for unpaid legal fees against Donald J Trump.” in the 26 January filing, which states that the amount is “undetermined.” > > Mr Giuliani filed for bankruptcy last month, days after a federal judge ordered him to “immediately” pay more than $148m to a pair of Georgia election workers a jury determined he defamed. > > Mr Giuliani represented Mr Trump in a string of unsuccessful lawsuits contesting the results of the 2020 election that he lost to Joe Biden. > > Mr Trump’s legal fees owed to Mr Giuliani have previously been reported. The New York Times wrote in August 2023 that “Mr Trump has never explicitly told Mr Giuliani why he is effectively stiffing him, but the former president has pointed out that he lost the cases related to the election.”
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Cookie Monster is excited to eat a massive cookie. Elmo is very excited and is cheering Cookie Monster. There is a man who is shocked and may be trying to get Cookie Monster not to eat the cookie.
Text underneath: Elmo encouraged Cookie Monster to eat the cookie laced with 5,000,000 mg of THC. Cookie Monster didn't know the cookie was laced with THC. Elmo is a dick.
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A man is pointing at the screen with a large smile on his face. The man has a large brim hat and a cane in their left hand. Top text on screen reads "Cursed magnets". Bottom text reads "I am confunded and perplexed as to how they doth work".
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Two panels split vertically. In the left panel, there is a woman who is quite old, has a receding hairline, and showing a lot of cleavage.
In the right panel, there is a man looking towards the woman in the left panel and is saying "You may have a nice rack, you do have a "but her face". We can fix that with this bag."
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A blob of a person peaking over a straight line with a very long nose hanging over the line. Two hands are beside the head. There is writing that says "Kilroy Was Here"
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Top panel - Marge is standing by a large SUV, patting the vehicle with a wicked smile. The SUV's head lights are on and extremely bright. Marge is saying "(Snickering) Nobody will ever cut me off"
Bottom panel - The lights are on and showing what's behind the garage wall. Bart is seen going through Marge's purse in on the kitchen table.
40K’s satire has been slipping into the romantic
