Christmas movies
Christmas movies
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Schindler's List 2: Checking it Twice
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Bruh
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Christmas on Elm Street
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Lord of the 5 Golden Rings
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Legend of the 7 Red-Nosed Vampires?
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The 40-years-old virgin Mary.
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Citizen Sugarkane
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Snow Country for Old Men
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Terminator 2: Boxing Day
Mad Max-mas
Django Unwrapped
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Friday the 25th
xXxmas
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The Chrismas Before Christmas
Nog Wars: Revenge of the Turkey
2 Festive 2 Furious: North Pole Drift
Deadpool & Santa
Mariah Carey: Mall Cop
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Deadpool & Santa
Considering Marvel's Santa is a mutant, this could work better than expected
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North Star Wars
Dances with Reindeer
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- The God Father Christmas
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Reindeer
- No Country for Old Men in Red Suits
- Oppenheimer
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I was gonna do Backdoor Sluts 9 but it's already a Christmas movie.
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12/25: A Sleigh Odyssey
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2 Girls 1 Dreidel
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Die Hard
Sorry, couldn't pass it up.
I'll leave now.
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I love this one, of course it's a Christmas movie:
- The entire reason they're at the setting is "Christmas party"
- "Ho Ho Ho now I have a machine gun"
- "Not a creature was stirring, except four assholes coming in the rear" (also, phrasing lol)
- "It's Christmas Theo, it's the time of miracles, so be of good cheer"
- both scenes I can remember with Argyle mention Christmas by name.
It's undebatably a Christmas movie, but why I love it is because when people object it gives me the opportunity to make it worse by informing them that Rambo: First Blood is too.
But neither of those are my favorite Christmas movie, that honor goes to Gremlins.
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Any movie starring Rudolph Lundgren
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An American Werewolf in Lapland
Full Tinsel Jacket
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Sleep hard?
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Die Hearth?
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Not bad
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Sleigh Hard, of course.
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- Fear & Lo-ho-ho-ho-athing in Vegas.
- Deck the Hallpass
- Joy to the World War Z
- The Snowman (don't even need to change anything)
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Citizen Candy Cane
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Rudy, the red nosed reindeer
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Reindeers of the Caribbean
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There will be Milk and Cookies
Gangs of North Pole
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There's actually quite a varation in human santapede Christmas sweaters.
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I'm not creative enough to come up with one, but I just wanted to add: don't confuse Christmassy with christmussy
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Christpussy
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Dracula At The North Pole
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Triumph of the Goodwill
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The Reindeer Hunter
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Bambi the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Rifle shot Bambi, a position on the sleigh team just opened up.
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The Human Santapede (a novel)
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What's wrong with the regular Santa centipede??
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Gingerbread Snaps
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Human Santapedo
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I believe this was posted on Lemmy just a few days ago.
And this was my reply:
Gotta share this for the uninitiated.
Red flags - Tom Cardy
That was amazing thanks for sharing lol
I once watched this on a first date. We were together for four years after that. Make of that what you will.
Santa 1 is spreading joy to Santa 2.
Santa 2 gets too much holiday cheer and takes a eternal nap.
Santa 3, with Santa 2 expiring, begins to fade as well.
Please tell me they wore that to a work Christmas party